Professional Nerd

can we skip to the rich part?

"Holy shit we're out of time" is something we'll all have to say someday.

in the boxing ring with myself and folks I’m losing teeth

my thing is i have never moved in silence a day of my life.

weekends now feel like short commercial breaks in a stressful movie.

I understand being a responsible adult...but every day? Every single day? That seems a little excessive.

Anybody wanna meet up and scream for 20 minutes?...we can get food after

i set two alarms every morning: one for the person i want to be and one for the person i actually am.

currently trying to adult but the instructions are unclear.

apparently the only place left without Ads is a book.

so stressed about getting my shit together that i haven't got any of my shit together.

having someone to talk to is a privilege.

be the reason someone smiles today. or the reason they drink. whatever works.

be wise enough to listen to what a person is not saying.

fear eats the soul.

if they cant see the vision, dont let 'em hold the camera.

have a good weekend because Monday will be here in 15 minutes.

that man is richest whose pleasures are cheapest.

I'm 70% nicer after 3 PM on Fridays.

very few of us are what we seem.