ProblematicPleb

They go blue every four years. What do expect, a new wavelength that looks blue?

POV: you’ve been on twitter within the last 15 years at some point

Fuck the Berlin mayor. Next question please

Funny thing is Trump was a democrat his entire life until Obama. Also a big fan of pro wrestling. It couldn’t all be a show, could it

The day people started writing

So it’s like the last 80 years getting there mostly

Maybe Ben could give us a breakdown of what caused the unaffordability, chaos, and corruption.

There isn't an outcome, there's an income. This is Vietnam, Iraq, Afghanistan, Syria. 20 year projects with disastrous retreats because the retreat doesn't affect anyone's bottom line (except yours)

It’s fine, America Jr., America’s bastard son-daughter with a mysterious middle eastern lover, inherits everything. Barely 30, but is confident it has it figured out. Flags of purple white and pink decorate the capital as people forget how to form sentences and regress to amoeba

America will draw its sword for one and immediately have a heart attack, fall flat on its face and be rushed to the best hospital its insurance can afford which is in a Toledo gas station. Guy at the pump says wtf and ships the patient to Canada for summary assisted unaliving

That guy is too white to make it through the night of long dildos as an officer

We don’t know much. Use your brain and fix it

Well that’s why I think a private sector animal control guy who gives af if available is ideal. He can yell at him and look official. Take the dogs and probably knows how to report it as a tip

Of course that’s the ideal outcome. They have to go to a shelter immediately anyway. But there’s a lot of ways to deal with this. Op is smart enough to see a problem, use your brain and outsmart this mf

The not reporting to cops part is the only thing I wouldn’t care about personally but some people have a good reason for not wanting to talk. Maybe get a stranger to report

I was thinking maybe private animal control. Someone who can sound official and gives af about dogs

A just world is when it’s the monsters who live in fear. Become something monsters fear