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Today is the 40th anniversary of the publication of NEUROMANCER, William Gibson's (@GreatDismal) debut novel. Nobody asked me, but I've written an essay commemorating the occasion, complete with pretentious title. profbootyphd.wordpress.com/2…
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No, they don't. You don't need to be able to perfectly simulate a cell to design a pathogen in-silico that is more lethal than known viruses. In fact, you don't even need AI.
I hate that people make the topic "killing everyone," because if we are arguing about 10%, 30% or 90%+ population loss, we have lost the point.
However, "killing everyone," at least approximately, isn't out of the question. 90-95%+ of Indigenous Americans died from European-introduced infectious diseases. A series of sufficiently treatment-resistant novel pathogens could kill a significant proportion of the population.
The worst part is, we mostly know how to reduce or even come close to eliminating this risk, and we just haven't taken those steps.
Dreams of AI ending aging and of AI killing everyone through a purely in-silico-designed pandemic both rely on this fallacy.
It's understated here how much we lack ground truth data about what's happening inside of cells, or sensors to get that data. A single cell contains billions of protein molecules, across at least thousands of types, and at least trillions of interactions per second.
Think we solved protein folding? We've made enormous progress predicting static protein structures. But these proteins constantly change their conformation and interact with one another, often in ways we can't observe or model accurately.
Our best sensors capture a miniscule fraction of the activity in a living cell, orders of magnitude short of what's happening.
We actually lack the ability to perceive what's going on that would be required to build such a bottoms up simulation.
Let alone to scale this up to an organism or a global population.
We know we have an expanding universe not because of breakthroughs in theory or computation - but because Edwin Hubble got new data by looking through the Hooker telescope. Possibly the greatest mind, Einstein, was wrong in his model of the universe because he lacked the right instrument to bring him the right data.
That's where we are in biology. Our sensors are still so crude. No amount of pure computation or AI can build a perfect model.
We need an instrument revolution in biology, not just a computational or intelligence revolution. AI can generate hypotheses, but without sufficient ground truth data, we can't know whether our simulations are modeling reality.
El-Sayed: In my Neurology unit, I would have to give that MOCA exam, that cognitive test he's so proud of… The only people you give that test to are people who you worry may have cognitive deficits. By definition, if you’re taking one of those tests, something is wrong.
And you know the doctor who gave it to him was like, I just want to see how smart you are, sir. And he's like, me too.
He brags about having taken it. He's like I remembered the rhinoceros. You're like Habibi, everybody remember the rhinoceros.
And the funny thing about it is, you know, he's taken it multiple times. So he's not even bragging about the first time he took it. He's like, I took it the 1st time and then I took it the 2nd time. So with Donald Trump, you can't blame him for this, he's just dumb.
But for Mike Rogers, can you imagine how small of a human being you have to be to know that he has real deficits and to just nod your head approvingly at the most ridiculous shit that the man proposes?
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The naysayers are getting embarrassing. Every day, people are using AI to make incredible breakthroughs and answer some of the toughest questions around, like "what do I like about my child?"
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Vivek's campaign is done for. Holy shit.
NEW on @zeteo_news—
Venues are *pulling out* of hosting Vivek Ramaswamy for his final bus tour across Ohio.
“We’re getting calls that people don’t want him there,” a top Ohio Republican says. “It’s that damn ad.”
From @andrewperezdc & Swin Suebsaeng:zeteo.com/p/venues-start-can…
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so is this gonna lead to a lawsuit or what? how can it be legal to always listen to you even if its in the fineprint somewhere
WTF, $3000 Samsung TV has an always-on mic, automatic content recognition, geo tracking, network mapping, and ships your data to Samsung + 400 partners.
Bro Rooted a brand-new 2025 Samsung TV after noticing absurdly targeted ads.
Firmware was locked down, so zero-days it was.
Got a root shell.
then found: always-on voice service, ACR, geo, full telemetry pipeline, and four separate DRM systems.
This isn’t a bug, It’s the product bro.
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The Kremlin, Elon and Catturd all agree and stand with the people against the elites.
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they lie because they can
They called Jason Arday a fraud, a plagiarist
They said his work was "high school level." They published it in The Times, The Telegraph, GB News. They made him the face of "DEI mediocrity." They hunted him for weeks.
Taylor & Francis investigated twice and found no plagiarism.
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Taylor & Francis cleared one paper, but in 2024 its own journal corrected another paper for text overlap, and he admitted errors in his thesis. Ohio State, Glasgow, Durham, Coventry denied he held the visiting posts he claimed. Ohio State had no record of him at all
retractionwatch.com/2026/07/27/cam…
varsity.co.uk/news/31918
thecollegefix.com/cambridge-dei-…
en.ara.cat/international/…
aljazeera.com/news/2026/8/6/…
bylinetimes.com/2026/10/21/jas…
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This man just took the same plastic recorder that used to sound like a dying goose in elementary school and casually started shredding Sultans of Swing on it.
Eyes half-closed, fully committed, fingers flying like he actually practiced this instead of just surviving Hot Cross Buns.
Somewhere a music teacher is watching this and having an existential crisis. The recorder has seen things. It will never be
the same.
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“only” 42 percent of students progressed TWICE as fast as projected by national averages in both math and reading. wow alpha school sounds like such a failure
My deep dive on the "A.I.-driven" Alpha School, revealing their internal learning and enrollment data for the first time, just as the network expands into public education.
There is a big gap between the marketing and reality.
nytimes.com/2026/10/23/us/al…
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Land acknowledgment at the Spirit Halloween but for the store that was there before
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This will become a puppy mill and just kill a lot of dogs. It will deliver zero viable products and just exists to steal DoD and VC money. Palmer Luckey is a moron grifter, stop giving him money
JUST IN: Palmer Luckey's genetically modified military dog startup, Warhound, comes out of stealth, aiming to create enhanced canines for the U.S. military.
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This is NOT Palmer's company at all, his company Anduril is only supplying the tech for the dogs, and this is a wholly owed Collosal entiity
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There is something deeply wrong with a political system that allows one trillionaire to buy his own personal U.S. Senator.
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I am genuinely astounded that people are white-knighting for Netflix's infinite corporate slop machine which is rightfully being outcompeted by YouTube's bottom-up groundswell of original content made by funny and intelligent young people, often in hours-long videos.













































