Elon Musk's X account has devolved into a 24/7 exercise in dumbfuckery. This is what truly desperate shitposting looks like. He's losing, he knows it — and the meltdown has been spectacular.

So they finally caught up to Jared. Let’s hope they do something about it.

Holy fucking shit

My new favorite content is ANYONE dragging the shit out of that insufferable jackass, Vivek Ramaswamy. May he spend the rest of his miserable life LOSING.

This ad is brutal.

German government folks celebrating their immunity to the cyber apocalypse as they’re still running on Fax

I won’t share the pictures of decapitated Ukrainians whose heads have been mounted on fences surrounding Russian installations. Or the mass graves with tiny bodies buried under what was likely their parents. Shot last to ensure they’d witness the massacre of their own children.

JD Vance is a sociopath. thebulwark.com/p/jd-vance-is…

PSA for every IT guy awake tonight: Cyber Black October has a slopcore theme song now! "Cyber Black October" Always. Always. Pay attention to the woman in the red dress! 😉 Arise! Arise! IT guys! Send it to the one who's still patching.

they're calling it "Black October" and i don't think people realize how serious this is in the last three weeks there have been more than 20 major cybersecurity incidents. not in a year. not in a quarter. in three weeks any ONE of these would normally be the biggest story of the year PHP: two critical holes in the code behind about 70% of websites. severity 9.2 out of 10. governments pulled their own sites offline GitLab: where companies store their code. a perfect 10 out of 10 severity hole in every version since 2014 Railway: a service that runs apps for other companies was hacked. it told all users to replace their secret keys LiteLLM: an AI tool downloaded about 23 million times a week shipped a password stealer for about two hours Zeabur: an app hosting service says 321,810 accounts were hit. it's shutting down by the end of the year Microsoft: says a China-aligned hacking group used AI helpers against hundreds of organizations. some fully taken over in under 3 hours Ahold Delhaize: the owner of Food Lion and Stop & Shop pulled its websites and apps offline after an attack and that's not even half the list AI helpers are now doing the hacking. one hacker broke into more than 100 companies with them. about $50 a break-in security experts are openly rattled. one at Johns Hopkins calls the internet "dry tinder". a former OpenAI researcher says it feels like March 1, 2020 for online security and asks if internet lockdowns are a couple of months away if you run a website, use cloud apps, or keep passwords and keys saved online you are potentially affected update everything. change your passwords on key accounts. turn on two-step login (2FA) everywhere. back up what you can't lose this is not a normal week on the internet. this is something different

Sydney Sweeney reveals in an interview that she doesn’t care about the PHP vulnerability because she moved everything to Rust in 2024. “They said the rewrite would take six months. We’re on month 30. We haven’t shipped a feature since, but I’m having a very normal Wednesday.”

This is the most serious 48 hours in cybersecurity history. "Black October" they're calling it It seems every *hour* there's a new incident, that in a typical year, would be one of the biggest incidents of the *entire year* SUMMARY OF THE LAST 48 HOURS: YEAR-LEVEL INCIDENTS (In a typical year, these would be among the biggest incidents of the year): 1. PHP2Shell: a hole in the software behind ~70% of websites. Governments took sites offline. 2. eMudhra: the master keys that prove websites are real were cracked. One was the number 4. 3. California: data on every public school student since 2023 stolen, including disability status 4. Railway: hackers stole customers' secret keys from a hosting platform used by millions of developers 5. Zeabur: 321,810 accounts breached. The company is shutting down. 6. LiteLLM: an AI tool downloaded 3.4 million times a day was poisoned with a password stealer 7. GitLab: a 10-out-of-10 severity hole in every version since 2014 8. Cairn: criminals used an AI hacking tool to break into 100+ companies 9. Ahold Delhaize: hackers knocked the owner of Food Lion and Stop & Shop offline 10. Onamae: malware planted on up to 26,739 customer servers in Japan MONTH-LEVEL INCIDENTS (In a typical month, these would be among the biggest incidents): 11. Signal: a bug could leave your mic and camera on after you hang up 12. NGINX: 3 critical holes in software running ~1/3 of websites 13. HTTP/3: a single connection can crash 7 of the 10 web server types tested 14. Plex: hackers breaking into home media servers 15. SafePay ransomware: FBI warns it has hit 600+ critical infrastructure organizations 16. Palo Alto: ransomware gangs breaking in through company firewalls 17. Bullhorn: platform used by 10,000+ companies knocked offline 18. Medi-Cal: 970,000 patients' data stolen 19. WordPress: hackers stole a plugin maker's keys and used them to plant backdoors on websites 20. AOMEI: backup software's update server handed out a backdoor 21. Meta Muse: Meta's AI agent exposed users' personal and business secrets 22. Tor: 333 relays hijacked to steal logins 23. TiDB Cloud: database company's cloud breached Also serious: 24. State Bank of India: India's biggest bank confirms a data breach 25. OVHcloud: hackers slipped a password stealer into a cloud company's official tool 26. Siemens: a software hole being used to spread malware 27. North Korea: state hackers launch a new attack campaign on South Korea

While Kushner Negotiated for America, the Screen Showed Something Far More Sinister Jared Kushner's hacked phone exposes secret billion-dollar money trail and possible crimes of federal bribery and foreign agents laws if he promised anything in return. In an excerpt published by Vanity Fair from his upcoming book Princes and Thieves, investigative reporter Matthew Cole describes how Dutch military intelligence flipped a Russian GRU hacker in 2017 and used him to access a Russian server holding screenshots from Jared Kushner's iPhone. By early 2018, according to Cole, the Dutch had cracked the device themselves and could watch Kushner's screen in real time. What they observed, Cole reports, was Kushner logging into a UAE bank account containing hundreds of millions of dollars that had been routed through a bank in Azerbaijan. Cole's reporting further alleges that Saudi and Emirati royals ultimately directed at least $2 billion into accounts tied to Kushner. That sum includes roughly $750 million at First Abu Dhabi Bank — where Kushner was allegedly a signatory on an account owned by an Emirati charity — and about $1 billion held in Israel's Central Bank. Jared Kushner is far too compromised to negotiate on America's behalf. His self-enrichment, while pretending to prioritize the country's best interests, is an unconscionable betrayal.

BREAKING: I just got a massive, HUGE story that will shift the midterms. Sit down, hold on your chairs and gather around: donald trump is a convicted felon and pedophile

Only Trump can save Putin.

There need to be serious consequences for this cretin. There is compelling evidence to suggest he lied on his citizenship app and lived illegally in the United States for years, so permanent deportation is a good start. But he has also caused deaths, so imprisonment is necessary.

I really need the lyrics to this