Shea Layton

I hate going to the dentist; not because of fear but because every time the dental hygienist puts their hands in my mouth, my tongue forgets how to be a tongue and I become aware that I have a tongue and then I don't know where to put my tongue and then I become self-conscious an

Did the universe purposefully give humans flatulence so they could break silence in elevators?

Some of y'all are showing more interest in Luigi Mangione than your loved ones

If you are one of the people speaking out against gender-neutral restrooms You better make sure you bring a fucking diaper every time you fly on a plane

I don't know how anyone hears David Gilmour's guitar playing and isn't immediately moved. He is one of one.

Remember when conservatives wanted celebrities to stop using their influence in politics? I remember.

I'm making my way over to the butterfly app, y'all, so let's link up over there

For many of us, our imagination never dies. It just becomes suppressed as we pile on responsibilities, fears, and anxieties. Don't forget to let that inner child out once in a while!

One of the biggest tortures in life is remembering the melody of a song but not being able to remember the name, artist, or lyrics to find it

I accidentally just told someone to go die. What I meant to say: Enjoy the rest of your weekend! What I said: Enjoy the rest of your days!

All of my homies hate Warner Bros. and Zaslav.

I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really hope that Star Trek Prodigy gets a third season

There are TENS of us!!!

Okay, maybe the timeline is finally starting to heal

Listen, this has been one of my favorite gaming experiences in the past 5-10 years. But it's an in-depth story game that requires a lot of knowledge about the FF7 universe, including having finished Remake. Personally, it's concerning. Realistically, I completely understand.

How have I gone through my life without ever listening to Glassjaw?

I still think that Phoenix by The Classic Crime has to be one of the most criminally underrated albums of the past 15 years

Unsurprisingly, the flat earthers were exceptionally quiet during the eclipse

I'm at that age where all of my friends are posting corny memes on social media...which are the same things we used to make fun of our parents for