Former pimp, current dabbler, future mogul. Diddy ain't got nothing on me (never took that gay up on his invites, TY to @KattWilliams 4 the warning)!

in the Hearts & Minds of all
Joined September 2026
IS THIS SOME SORT OF GAY GAME? A TOP!?
Are You the Top Jerry Banfield Fan? I Made a Game to Find Out
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A big shoutout to @GrannylovesAnal and @TookePuppet for letting me chop it up with them on This All Sucks last night. We laughed, and laughed some more and wondered more than once what the hell @CrumbBumm was talking about! HaHA!
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Follow my Youtube! Help me get to 50 subs so I can go live and do the best show anyone has ever witnessed!!!! youtube.com/@professorsmalle…
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Puppet Master released 37 years ago today ~ October 12th 1989 🎬
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I can take custody at any moment!
She wants so bad to take those clothes off.
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Thank you to @GrannylovesAnal for having me on This All Sucks tonight. I am not replacing @TookePuppet, this is not a DEI kind of thing. It was only 5 minutes but Ole Gran Man said I could come back so you will be able to me soon, ladies. Until then keep me in your wet dreams!✌🏿
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It will change your life, especially those who really need to get one!
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A perfect example of why the Dumboverse is toxic! Once you get some love from a top tier personality, trolls find your OF & start revenge porning you immediately! I've been victimized like @keanuCthompson! Kiki! Get in my DMs so we can discuss this & become very close friends....
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Hey there gurl! Mind giving me a view of those cankles right up next to my neck? WOOOO! Congrats on breaking that Chad Chud's brain more than the Comedy Business did! @KayBeeThatsMe1
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Someone DMed me saying Clearwater Chad isn't a real puppet....I am now questioning everything I thought I ever believed.
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Patrice Smallenberg retweeted
New puppet on the block, y'all.
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This is the first of many times Tookie and I will be on screen together....tell that @Bedabbler dude to contact my peeps if he needs a cool dark perspective on all this nonsense we call the Rabbleverse.
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I went straight into a mint chocolate coma after the show and was told by interdimensional entities that starting an X account was OK because it is now owned by a great African man. Tanks for the airtime SL! @StevieLewIsBack
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