Through the ruin of a twitter twote a ruin of a tweeter. Former child, potential corpse/immortal. Just Quiteamess on BSkyB.

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Joined March 2016
Can hardly believe it's been 40 years since this iconic video gave pop music such a shot in the arm
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Imagine if they did a reunion tour... with ABBA
Can you imagine how quickly R.E.M. would sell out if they did a reunion tour!
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An alternative theory holds that Diana Rigg was in fact an actress
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verypete lambert retweeted
This is crazy! A twister was spotted in Blackpool during Storm Boelo 💨🌊
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Trainline be like “Get ready for your SPECTACULAR and EXCITING adventure to… Warrington Bank Quay 😍”
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Look out here come their imperial majesties King George V and Queen Mary riding a little miniature train in 1925
No sitting MP, especially the Prime Minister, should be appearing on Gogglebox, charity or otherwise. Supporting a good cause is admirable. Turning the office of Prime Minister into reality TV entertainment isn't. Britain faces serious problems that demand serious leadership.
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The panic buying of pearls to clutch at the notion of a Prime Minister recording a bit for a cancer charity appeal is all rather quaint.
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verypete lambert retweeted
Well here’s an incredible fact for the day we turn back time. This naval gun, being straddled by Cher in the video to If I Could Turn Back Time, is the same naval gun also pictured here, as the Japanese sign the declaration of unconditional surrender, formally ending WW2.
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A wall of legally and politically excused fraud is *still* stopping so many #PostOfficeScandal victims being compensated, clocking up expenses waiting for them to die, and nobody can pretend otherwise with a straight face.
Replying to @CastletonLee
Thank you, Lee. £17.6m in legal costs to compensate 111 postmasters the courts had already cleared. That's about £158,500 each in fees. Every pound of it is public money. Heather died waiting. Pay the victims first.
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What’s a sex scene that was genuinely essential to the story, revealing something about the characters or changing the course of the plot, rather than just being there for the sake of it?
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I dated a guy who had two dishwashers and no other kitchenware storage. Everything just moved back and forth. I don't remember much else about him tbh.
I think what I need is a dedicated leftovers fridge
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it never suited yer
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I think the 'spin the bottle' period of British leadership is going to cast a shadow for decades even when we aren't noticing it.
#Onthisday 2022. Rishi Sunak declared Conservative leader after Liz Truss' resignation The expedited contest was dominated by a possible Boris Johnson comeback. He flew back from a holiday in the Dominican Republic, but ultimately withdrew, saying he couldn't govern without a “united party” Penny Mordaunt failed to reach 100 backers and pulled out two minutes before the deadline, leaving Sunak unopposed Graham Brady, chair of the 1922 committee, later confirmed Johnson had secured enough support (100 MPs) to force a membership ballot politics.co.uk/history/rishi…
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The possession of butt
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I think my brain is broken
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The Wolf Hall rewatch approaches Queen 3
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Pumpkins my dad and I carved! One of us has a doctor who problem
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Stocking up my 3 Day Wesley Cupboard™ and let's see what else people are buying along with water and radios... oh
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verypete lambert retweeted
Which advertising mascots were best?
18%Homepride Flour Men
27%Country Life Butter Men
18%KP Friars
36%Tetley Tea Folk
11 votes • Final results
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I think almost every support act is me discovering a brand new musical love of my life until I play one of their albums and it's just OK
I leave the cinema thinking every movie is the greatest movie of all time, the atmosphere completely strips away my sense of objectivity for a good 24 hours
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Guess what this is apologising for
Replying to @NoahGarfinkel
I just want to say to everyone who was upset by this tweet that I am deeply sorry and you are absolutely treating this with the correct level of seriousness.
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