Joined August 2026
Sneezed in class on purpose so I could farm bless you’s before my exam
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just tag me next time 😂🩷
PEOPLE teases the Sexiest Man Alive 2026. Who do you think it is?
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Christian 🇨🇴 retweeted
29 more followers until 1000 #FINALPUSH 😭💕
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29 more followers until 1000 #FINALPUSH 😭💕
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Mbappe FC comes home to this we don’t need a ballon d’or
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Telling my grandkids about that MbappeD’or PR run knowing damn well we weren’t winning anything with a trophyless season
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Mbappe over Lamine in the votes i’m leaving with something 😂🩷
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So I just got news that Trump rigged the vote for harry kane like he rigs the elections, this years ballon d'or won't be taken seriously mickey mouse award
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Messi PR is insane does that shit say “5th” in the year of 2026
🚨⭐️ JUST IN: Lamine Yamal has finished 3rd in the Ballon d’Or rankings, with Rodri 4th and Messi 5th. #FCB 🏅🔵🔴
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Mbappe is 27 without a balon d’or or any major trophies
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We thought Mbappe would win with a trophy-less season fairs
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Maga supporter Harry Kane has won a balon d’or before my activist king kylian #noticing
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MbappeFC we shall rise again ❤️‍🩹
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“LMFAO MBAPPE NO BALON D’OR AT 27”
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Mandatory R9 glaze before announcing balon d’or winner #FairEnough
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gf just asked me to drive her to the "swalloween" party
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I have some real evidence that the @geekedgoob here now is not the one we used to know… it’s coming soon.
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