Expert Single Family Property Management Tips. Appearances on Tonight Show, Letterman, ESPN, Today Show, and many many more.

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Joined December 2021
PropertyManagementGuy retweeted
I don’t think we need two factor authorization to sign up for the Jersey Mike’s reward program. I think we can play that one a little loose.
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PropertyManagementGuy retweeted
Photo rare de la livraison d'un bébé
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PropertyManagementGuy retweeted
He had one job: ask a normal question. “What’s your favorite position” was NOT it 😭
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PropertyManagementGuy retweeted
A newborn baby is going VIRAL for arriving in this world with a FULL MUSTACHE Bro skipped kindergarten and went straight to his midlife crisis 🤣 Writer: Sol
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Serious. All the people boycotting Elon will be among the poorest. I know.
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PropertyManagementGuy retweeted
haters will say this is ai
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PropertyManagementGuy retweeted
Rise and shine. @JaMorant
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Portland looked good last night.
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All good until you have a wank
Tattoo of your grandma's hand so she can hold your hand forever ❤️
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"You’re so lucky." No… You worked. You stayed up late. You lost friends. You ignored the critics. You invested in yourself. You wanted to quit too many times. But you didn't.
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Just made my gate smart by connecting Grok. You have to agree to terms before the gate opens among many other options. And we record it and transcribe it. Don’t fuck around here!
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Btw. Yoga pants are the best thing ever invented. As i sit at Starbucks.
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Imagine sliding off the road and the thrusters stop you from crashing into a ditch. Or last minute head on collision and it jumped out of the way and landed safely. You dumb fucks who are critiquing a round one sample are dumb af.
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Love all these smart mf’s claiming it’s not a flying car. Who cares for one! Maybe it is a technology that could prevent crashes. ?
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PropertyManagementGuy retweeted
People are missing the bigger picture with the Roadster demonstration. Forget about flying cars or driving upside down for a minute. Look at what this technology could mean for vehicle safety. A suction system that creates enough downforce to keep a car planted is impressive. But imagine using controlled thrusters to correct a spin, stabilize a vehicle that’s been launched into the air, or help bring it back down safely after losing control. That’s where things get interesting. We’re talking about the possibility of a vehicle actively correcting a dangerous situation instead of just relying on braking, traction control, and traditional safety systems. If this technology can actually be made practical and reliable, the real breakthrough won’t be a flying Roadster. It’ll be what comes next for preventing crashes.
Real life, baby
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Love all the people shitting on Elon. Every single one of you has never invented or experimented with something otherwise you would understand.
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PropertyManagementGuy retweeted
Real life, baby
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PropertyManagementGuy retweeted
the fact that we invented money and then collectively agreed to suffer because of it is genuinely embarrassing for our species.
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Very clever.
Replying to @elonmusk
Very clever. The clock in the opening scene of Back to the Future shows 7:55.
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