ProprietaryAlicorn

I’ve got great news, I will be busy with college and work starting in January! It’s been an insane year, and I’m happy to be closing it off with something positive. Thank you to everyone who has supported me! I am delighted to announce I am also free to keep doing pony art! I won’t be posting nearly as much, and my public commissions will be closed for quite a while. But I’m hoping to still share what I get done between work and school. Thank you again everypony! I love you all

Human: I need to see a neurologist. Neurology department: We need a referral Human: Why Neurology department: Because I said so Human: ok Human: Hey GP I need to see a neurologist GP: why? Human: I am throwing up and bedridden from daily migraines GP: have you tried this medication that costs 1,400 out of pocket? Human: no? GP: try that and come back. Pay me twenty bucks for this visit. Human: ok Human: hey pharmacy I need a medication before I can see a neurologist Pharmacy: ok that’s 1,400 out of pocket Human: what if I don’t have that Pharmacy: use insurance Human: insurance doesn’t cover that brand can you check for a generic? Pharmacy: We have generic but it’s going to take three days to fill and will cost 900 instead. Human: what if I don’t have 900 Pharmacy: then you don’t get the medication, but we have payment plans Human: ok Human: I tried the medication but it’s not working can I see a neurologist GP: did you get the name brand? Human: no GP: I will send a referral but I cannot guarantee an appointment anywhere in network. Human: ok Neurologist: why did you come in for migraines Human: because it made me lose my job, drop out of college and lose twenty pounds from being in constant agony Neurologist: have you tried being pregnant or getting your tubes removed? Human: no? Neurologist: I don’t know how to help you then. That will be 600 dollars. We have payment plans. Human: ok Human: I got my tubes removed to regulate my hormonal cycle but I’m still having migraines. Neurologist: I think you need to gain weight Human: I can’t because I’m nauseous and vomit a few times a month Neurologist: we’re going to check your hormones, do a CT and an MRI, but it will cost you most of your deductible. Insurance will cover none of it until you pay all of it. Human: will I need more testing after I get the initial tests done? Neurologist: your insurance conveniently doesn’t cover anything that they don’t think is preventative for you so unless you have a secret wealth stash then no Human: who in the insurance company makes that decision? Neurologist: I have no idea it’s either an AI algorithm made to give the CEO more money or it’s an underpaid office worker who is too exhausted to have empathy Human: is there any way I can see another neurologist? Neurologist: not in network Human: how much is it out of network Neurologist: more than your salary Human: ok just do the testing covered Neurologist: ok Neurologist: yeah so I literally have no idea why you are having migraines and I can’t be fucked to look at anything expect the fact you are a woman so just keep buying this expensive medication until you reach your deductible. Human: what about the tests? Neurologist: yeah those didn’t tell me anything about why you are having migraines they just told me you didn’t have tumors or cancer. Human: that’s good right? Neurologist: not if you wanted insurance coverage. Human: so I have to be dying to get coverage? Neurologist: basically. But you aren’t and I don’t know what it is. Human: Could it be this rare genetic condition that matches my symptoms exactly and has cheap medication options that won’t be much risk? Neurologist: um, you aren’t a doctor? And now you made me mad, so that’s 500 more dollars. I will literally never pick up the phone if you need a consultation during an emergency now. Human: but what if this 30 dollar medication helps my migraines? It has no risks if it doesn’t. Neurologist: I actually could not be bothered to write that prescription down because it doesn’t add a bonus to my paycheck because I’m subsidized by insurance. Human: ok.

How a chili cheese dog from Sheetz at 2 am be looking at me #arinos #tamers12345

I imagine my friendship can wash the cloth cloak in the washing machine. He uses downy lavender scent. This is my artistic rendition.

The clown doesn’t get slutted out enough - final warmup, working heavy on owed comms today

Cute kitty PFP rush comm for Mint on Discord! This was a lot of fun to do and I definitely learned quite a bit about layers on this one. Now to finish my final two 🐎💗

I’m finally medicated again. The commission queue stands no chance now.

I’ve got my final interview on Monday! I’ve taken a couple last minute commissions on Discord but all new commissions, even ones from recurring customers, are closed! Thank you so much to everyone who has supported me, it means the absolute world and honestly I could not have made it this far without the incredible support from this community! I’ll be posting more ponies soon!

New bad dragon design concept

This has been the most fun I’ve had on a commission for character design in a long time horse armor!!!!!! Not for me belongs to anon on Discord! WIP

TEXAS WENT BLUE IN THR SENATE UNLIMITED PONIES FOR EVERYONE

You are going on estrogen in approximately 24 hours