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everytime I'm miserable and depressed and I've lost all my hope and faith, I watch the movie "Space Chimps" and it doesn't help me in the slightest
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granny why do you have such big eyes?
all the better to see you with
granny, why you bricked 💀
my bad gng 🥀
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I'm fuckin sick of this fake shit that we all pretend is true, that the homeless are just down on their luck. These are psychopaths. Insane and addicted to drugs. They are scum people. Rapists, murders, thieves. Fuck them. If you are two paychecks away from being like that, KYS
tried to send a girlfriend to my text through apple carplay. "blow me." fucking car mishears, uses autofill. next thing you know, it starts playing breaking benjamin instead. killed my boner but it was a good ass song
I stomp curbs all the time when I get mad and nothing really happens. wtf you all talk about curb stomping for I don't see the hype
I have nothing and I dont even fucking care. Hitler had nothing at the end of the war and he didn't care
putting on the gummy bear album before I have a screaming match with my wife so whenever she hears it she thinks of me
Rei is better none of you could hold Asuka for more than a week. You can't take Rei either I'm having back-breaking bedframe-mulching turbo-charged diesel-electric lesbian sex with adult Rei Ayanami
Asuka Langley Soryu would be ideal to have children with
Asuka Langley Soryu. At age 24 her fertility remains high with strong egg quality and quantity still in the peak window.
Typical remaining eggs:
Birth: 1-2 million
Puberty: 300-500k
20s: 150-300k
Early 30s: 100-150k
Late 30s: ~27k
Early 40s: 5-10k
Menopause: ~0-1k