RH is getting hit right now. if you hold @RobinhoodCrypto ecosystem tokens, you really have 3 options: 1. sell and sit in USDG until things clear up. safe, but moves can flip violently and you can miss the big upside leg 2. keep holding your RH tokens. you stay in for the recovery, but you could be catching a falling knife, and you never know how far down something can go 3. Rotate into robinhood:0xca9c78dd337a67f6e0077f65f5e9218719d30edf . the floor is USDG in a treasury, not RH’s price, and there’s a buyback at NAV minus 1.5% (about $160 today). you get a hard bid under you and still keep the upside if RH comes back none of these are free. option 1 gives up upside, option 2 carries the most risk, and option 3 still depends on demand returning, and the buyback is capped at 1% of liquid cash per 8 hours, so exits are first come, first served but if I had to pick where to hide while still being in the game, it’s the one with a floor and still gives upside. Chillin here.

Mom won 1st place Best Overall at the church chili cook-off. 🏆
 Celebrating the only way I know how. Buying more robinhood:0xca9c78dd337a67f6e0077f65f5e9218719d30edf and robinhood:0xe934e36a439c94017b64a3fece66af12099abf50 What else should we buy? @RobinhoodCrypto

Basically a stable coin at this point with massive upside 😂 🥅🥅 robinhood:0xca9c78dd337a67f6e0077f65f5e9218719d30edf

Glad to be involved. Send me more cards!

Crypto people are genuinely retarded. Make this make sense. 1. robinhood:0xca9c78dd337a67f6e0077f65f5e9218719d30edf goes parabolic. People get rebases and staking rewards in additional NET tokens. The treasury swells to over $30 million through bond sales. 2. People complain about the inflation and say we need to stop it and stop giving people cheap bonds. 3. Price starts dropping toward NAV, so rebases and staking rewards subside, and bond sales slow. 4. Inflation stops completely and bond sales slow, stalling treasury growth. People complain the sky is falling because treasury growth is stopping and the price could fall below NAV. 5. Price goes below NAV and people start selling back to the protocol. NET is burned and the treasury starts decreasing. People celebrate a shrinking treasury, NET burning, and the protocol becoming deflationary. 6. People start asking when staking rewards will come back and want their rebases back… 😂😂😂 The protocol is protocoling. Moral of the story: you will never be able to satisfy these broccoli heads. 🤦

why robinhood:0xca9c78dd337a67f6e0077f65f5e9218719d30edf might be the most asymmetric bet on @RobinhoodCrypto Chain right now downside is pretty boxed in: 1. contract/hack risk, same as every protocol 2. Morpho risk, but the treasury sits in the same Steakhouse vault as everyone else. if that breaks, way more than NET is in trouble 3. team pTEAM mints. even if they minted every last one (~10.3k NET), NAV only drops ~6% to about $153 meanwhile there's a treasury buyback at NAV −1.5%, roughly $160 right now. it's capped at 1% of liquid cash per 8hrs, so exits are first come first served, but there's a hard bid under you so you're basically holding a floor near NAV, with free upside on everything they're building defined downside, open upside. that's the setup

Partied with Gary last night. He is feeling amazing with all the cope he is seeing from CT wanting him back.

community owned. finger licked. Feat. @rasmr_eth @pr6spr

Don’t worry. I am back at work guys. robinhood:0xca9c78dd337a67f6e0077f65f5e9218719d30edf

went to find Al Dunlap IRL my mom found him first (🥅,🥅) @NetNetCap robinhood:0xca9c78dd337a67f6e0077f65f5e9218719d30edf

Even Chet is endorsing @NetNetCap LFG! robinhood:0xca9c78dd337a67f6e0077f65f5e9218719d30edf

The @NetNetCap bond near NAV is one of the cleaner asymmetric setups on @RobinhoodCrypto right now. Current numbers: • Spot ~$165 • NAV ~$163 • Premium 1.02× • Buyback ~$160.20 (NAV − 1.5%) I have loaded hundreds of NET here through the bond desk. Blended cost on the recent bonds is ~$164. Once they vest, a full exit through the buyback returns ~$160.20, a defined ~2.4% downside if premium stays flat or compresses. The upside case is not heroic. The token already traded $185–210 multiple times in the last week. A move back to $185 is +12% from here. After the 5% fee that is still a clean gain versus a $164 entry. At $200 it is larger. What makes it work: • Bond prices at max(TWAP discount, NAV). Near NAV you pay roughly backing and avoid the 5% market tax. • Buyback sits 1.5% under NAV as a standing bid. • At 1.02× premium the rebase rate is near zero, so you are not getting diluted while you wait. • You only need premium to re-open to levels it already printed recently. It is not risk-free (2-day vest, buyback capacity limits, NAV can drift). But the downside is capped near the protocol bid and the upside is a reversion to prices the market has already shown.

This space is a fkin joke. The excuses here to just 🍇ing a chart and taking your followers money are ‘the coin just wasn’t good enough’ No wonder our industry is such a joke. I’m ready to just sell it all and get back to normal life with real people.

Been watching the @TheCardWall pretty closely looking for deals, and this is exactly why. 👀 Just picked up a 1999 1st Edition Shadowless Blastoise Holo PSA 8 for $~5,000. Recent eBay sales on PSA 8s: • $5,999 • $6,619 • $5,958 • $6,500 Current listings are sitting around $6K–$6.5K. That’s potentially $1K–$1.5K below current market just from paying attention to the wall. There are deals hiding in plain sight. You just have to watch for them. 🧱👀

So much performative-maxxing out there right now 💀