Puzzle Jester Cookie

So about that… never been in a relationship, and probably never will, sure people might like a funny guy but after they learn all my jokes they will get bored of me, I genuinely don’t think I will be cared for as a person even if it was in my last moments, all I do is the funny.

Okay… did so and I’m back to normal. Somewhat… I still got big axolotl frills but whatever. (I would put an image of Puzzle jesters design but I don’t have one. Well i do it’s just it’s bad, gonna make a new one)

I’d rather know the science behind it, like the chemical reaction. I still wanna experiment with it. Yes I wanna turn back but you could probably teach me how to switch between forms.

Well I’m part reptilian myself actually… under my jester hat I’ve had axolotl frills, so the Dragon tongue must’ve enhanced the reptilian bit of me… but that makes no sense… I would go research but these little hands aren’t gonna be good for writing. Sigh… you help somehow?

Guys… I experimented with something called Dragontongue and uhh… I became a puzzolotl. I was expecting a dragon, but I turned into a axolotl.

Okay! Which one of you dragon cookies taught her the word faggot?! I was told it was by a lychee dragon cookie so which one of you was it???

I got an idea… I kinda wanna start making TF2 recolors for the cookies… give me ideas! This is gonna be fun! (Current selection is Shadow milk as blue spy and burning spice as red heavy)

*you arrive at a carnival and it’s finally having a show, though short… it’s a start. But it’s not till later… you decide to walk around and look at decorations and soon you bump into a cookie with a hypnotic mask and mime like fit.* Hypno mime cookie: oh, my apologies.

It’s nice also being a Frickbears fan. I’m pretty sure they are ending Frickbears on 3 but I hope people do attempts to revive it like collabs and mod future fnaf games to have the Frickbears style.

Now this is comedy

Should I do it?

It’s because it had NOTHING TO DO WITH THE POST!!! Can we please get past that already???

Okay, I’m just gonna call everyone by they/them now because things sound like girls aren’t girls and things sound like boys aren’t boys is starting to annoy me because at this point what the hell am I supposed to say???

First Mario and now them?! JUST MAKE THE SHIP CANON ALREADY!!!!!

Do you know what I would do to get this kind of sleep? Screw the voices, me, her, bedroom. I’m taking a bedtime story and sleeping in for as long as I can without suffering consequences. What? What did you think I was gonna say when i mentioned bedroom?