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Duck Turd

@QuackYou84

Curious and resolute, I’m a federalist navigating the digital age with wit and a hunger for truth. Driven to unravel life’s big questions and stupidest problems

 Denver, CO
Joined June 2024
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I make the best cheesecake, the greatest. People have told me they’ve never had cheesecake this good.
Anonymous (@YourAnonNews) profile pictureAnonymous
@YourAnonNews18h
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Something to think about…
TizzyEnt (@TizzyEnt) profile pictureTizzyEnt
@TizzyEntOct 27
When you make an attack ad that accidentally ends up endorsing your opponent
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So making America Great again is… renovating a mansion… got it.
The Daily Show (@TheDailyShow) profile pictureThe Daily Show
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Trump fell right into Obama’s Cheesecake Factory trap. @jordanklepper
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He’s not even hiding the fact that he doesn’t give a shit about the majority of Americans….
Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) profile pictureAaron Rupar
@atruparOct 27
Trump's affordability message: "You could even come to Mar-a-Lago. You'll be my guest. The problem is that for $5,000 the most you'll be able to buy is a hamburger and maybe a small dessert. I'm not even sure you could buy that! No, don't go there. It's not a good place if you're price conscious."
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Yeah…. Let’s vote for a party that never put the middle and working class first! #merica
Republicans (@Republicans) profile pictureRepublicans
@RepublicansOct 27
President Trump: "If you elect a Republican House and a Republican Senator November 3rd, we will continue to put AMERICA FIRST EVERY SINGLE DAY." 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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Ya’ll if you’re not following her… you’re missing out on some amazing satire.
MAGA_Blondie (@MAGA_Blondie) profile pictureMAGA_Blondie
@MAGA_BlondieOct 28
Ya,ll… YAWL, somebody outside the Lubbock rally asked me if President Trump will accept the results next week. Easiest question I got all day. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🙏🏻💅🏻💪🏻✅
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Totally fair…
Sarrah Bellus (@sarrah_bellus) profile pictureSarrah Bellus
@sarrah_bellusOct 27
POV of "Shove that ballroom up your fat-ass" And it's glorious.
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Tell me she’s wrong.
shelby (@thetrueshelby) profile pictureshelby
@thetrueshelbyOct 27
Trump whenever Netanyahu walks into the room.
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I thought this was a parody account… Welcome to the new GOP…
Rep. Jack Kimble (@RepJackKimble) profile pictureRep. Jack Kimble
@RepJackKimbleOct 28
President Trump loves two things-meat and ass, but he is not gay. He's our President!
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Best heckle of all time…
Republicans against Trump (@RpsAgainstTrump) profile pictureRepublicans against Trump
@RpsAgainstTrumpOct 27
Trump gets heckled at a rally in Mississippi: “Shove that ballroom up your ass!” Trump: “Go home!”
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Yeah it’s going to hurt like shit. Do better and it won’t. END OF STORY.
Aes🇺🇸 (@AesPolitics1) profile pictureAes🇺🇸
@AesPolitics1Oct 27
November 3rd.
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“I can’t read script” just became a character in the whitehouse….
marvièn (@mvn_dn) profile picturemarvièn
@mvn_dnOct 27
if i attend your halloween party dressed as her it means i won’t be staying long
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It’s time for Benjamin to go.. I’d love to see any funny memes or gifs on this.
Abhishek Kumar (@Abhishek060722) profile pictureAbhishek Kumar
@Abhishek060722Oct 27
Israel election results (voting till 9 PM) Benjamin Netanyahu: 41 seats Gadi Eisenkot: 79 seats Netanyahu is losing this election 100%. @grok, confirm.
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It will take 20-30 years - YEARS - to create valuable production.
Marlene Robertson🇨🇦 (@marlene4719) profile pictureMarlene Robertson🇨🇦
@marlene4719Oct 27
Trump on his way to Texas: “We took over Venezuela very successfully, and they’ve sent me a gift of a boatload of 1 million barrels of oil. We’re going to do a third stop, basically. We’re going to accept 1 million barrels of oil.” 1 million barrels of oil would last in the US for 1.2 hours.
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Idiots happen…
Jose Cortes 🇺🇲 (@TheeJCortes) profile pictureJose Cortes 🇺🇲
@TheeJCortesOct 27
Vote Republican. It's a matter of life or death!
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Now that’s hot you heckle 😂❤️🫡
Jamison Daniel (@AntiquarianMuse) profile pictureJamison Daniel
@AntiquarianMuseOct 27
Trump is heckled at his speech in Mississippi: "SHOVE THAT BALLROOM UP YOUR FAT ASS!!"
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Oh Obama hit a nerve… I’d love to see Trump debate Obama. He won’t because he’s a bitch
Molly Ploofkins (@Mollyploofkins) profile pictureMolly Ploofkins
@MollyploofkinsOct 26
Trump to Obama: "For you to say it's a Cheesecake Factory, that just shows why you were a lousy president."
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The current administration in the USA is not enabling job growth, has leveraged their positions in the Middle East to massively increase energy prices. At what point do we allow democracy to deal with this shit? It’s your vote.
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Holy crap. Next time you ask why you run into chatter limits, it’s so this don’t happen…
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The hell is wrong with Dumpy?
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