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NEW: Robert Griffin III says he is ā€œ100%ā€ interested in the open Baylor head coaching job: "If Baylor wants to get back to winning and have a university that isn’t just respectable on the football field, but the fans can be proud of, they need people who know what it looks like to win at Baylor." (via @dpshow) on3.com/news/robert-griffin-…
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Interesting @NDFootball 2026 Schedule Update!! As of the current @AP poll, ND has 4 teams on its schedule ranked in the Top 25: Miami (1), BYU (8), SMU (19), and Wisconsin (25). Just in the top 10, that is the same number of ranked teams as: @GeorgiaFootball @AlabamaFTBL Just in the top 10, that is MORE than: @CanesFootball (1) @OhioStateFB (3) @IUHoosiers (2) @Utah_Football (3) @UCLAFootball (1) @BYUfootball (2) Only @UKFootball has more than the Irish (5). Perhaps the talking heads at @ESPN or on @CollegeGameDay can stop with their season-long narrative that ND doesn’t play anyone. Zero facts to support that contention, just 100% bias designed to relegate the Irish to a ā€œ2 game seasonā€ā€¦when it clearly is not! @ChildersRadio @GregMcElroy @NDFootballPR @bruce_straughan
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Notre Dame now has FOUR ranked opponents in the Week 9 AP Poll #1 Miami #8 BYU #19 SMU #25 Wisconsin But I was told they didn’t play anyone?
BREAKING: College Football AP Poll🚨 on3.com/news/college-footbal…
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USC finished with -17 rushing yards in their 24-7 loss to Wisconsin. Negative rushing yards on 25 rushing attempts.
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Nothing captures the story of USC in the Big Ten better than losing 24-7 to a team whose QB threw for 58 yards
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Wisconsin is doing more for Notre Dame’s strength of schedule that USC would’ve anyway
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You know it wasn’t that long ago USC fans were calling Notre Dame’s 41-13 win over Wisconsin a bad win because Wisconsin was bad and saying ND’s schedule was weak 🤣
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The Girthquake retweeted
SCOTT FROST RANKED WIN AT UCF BEFORE MATT RHULE RANKED WIN AT NEBRASKA
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BYU was never good
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HOW DO YOU NOT GO FOR 2 THERE UCF
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As if I wouldn’t give a full slate of picks quaketakes.substack.com/p/gi…
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Through 7 games, Notre Dame’s linebackers have 0 sacks and 5 TFLs. In 2024, the LBs had 7 sacks and 24 TFLs, including 5 sacks and 19 TFLs from Bowen, Sneed, Ausberry and KVA. Same players, two more years of experience, different scheme, and significantly less havoc.
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I AM SICK OF HEARING RECE DAVIS EXPLAIN OVERTIME RULES. NOBODY WATCHING APP STATE VS JMU ON A THURSDAY NIGHT IS LACKING AWARENESS OF HOW THIS WORKS.
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Sources: UMass star quarterback Pop Watson is expected to return for the Minutemen at UConn tonight. Watson has missed the past two games with an ankle injury. He’ll be evaluated pre-game, but is expected to play.
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WAKE THE FUCK UP, IT'S CUM BOWL GAMEDAY!!!
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The Quake is on bye week this week, so no Guarantees. But I did have to hit the people with a quick CUM BOWL preview. Newsletter to drop shortly
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Julian Sayin is just Drew Pyne with a generational WR
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Watched Big Noon Kickoff talking about Notre Dame vs BYU. It was pure analysis. No spin, no absurd comments designed to turn into clickbait social media clips, no anti-ND bias .... just pure analysis. My advice to ND fans who are upset about the moronic comments ESPN keeps making ..... turn it off, tune into Big Noon Kickoff.
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