I'm not addicted to shopping... I'm addicted to spending "your" money.
Now be good boys and feed that addiction by covering shop no. 1
The countdown to My birthday is getting shorter, I trust that you are clearing My wishlists and saving your wages for a fat juicy send on the big day. And aren't you so lucky to also get treated with a delicious glob of My spit
Someone send for a chinese so i can convince myself its a good idea. The last one I got was shite so something needs to make up for it















