Whatever you were looking for you found it | 24 | My planet was destroyed and I was sent here as a baby. Krypton’s favorite son.
KRYPTON
Joined June 2018
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the worst thing about being an adult is having a TERRIBLE fucking experience and still having to work bright and early the next day 😭😭😭
every woman I’ve ever spoken to romantically has said it’s torture for them to follow me on social media and either blocks me or mutes me for “their mental health”
PLANET DRAE 🌍 the Punk Rocker retweeted
i was supposed to be an alien but everyone just kept asking if i was Gary from SpongeBob
Once the clock hit 12 am every girl in the world needed a “private conversation” with me where they either confessed their love for me & got mad because i dont feel the same.
This party was supposed to be filled with “friends” and it was just people waiting for a chance 😐
whenever a girl is mad at me and texts my name ( Drae) i just automatically assume they meant to type “dear” and they actually are madly in love with me and could never be upset
im single as fuck but at work im finna throw around “girlfriend” and “fiancée” so don’t nobody get any ideas
stayed up until midnight with the boys so im tired at work but grateful i got to hang out a little longer
