We do not have a democracy! Listen for yourself 👇👇👇👇😂

Kate Middleton, the woman who treats private jets and helicopters like Uber and shoots animals for sport, is out here in her countryside cosplay lecturing parents to take kids outside so they can “connect with nature.” 18 years of bottomless funding and state media protection, and her groundbreaking idea is still “go touch grass.” The same person whose lifestyle pollutes the air she wants your children to breathe is now the face of less screen time. Talentless, hypocritical, and completely off the charts.

🚨 BREAKING: Kate Middleton has launched a groundbreaking new project to remind us all to brush our teeth twice a day. Research confirms it’s good for dental health. Coming next: a royal initiative to inform us that drinking water prevents dehydration and that sleep helps you feel less tired. Perhaps the one after that could explain how to afford a home with a garden while working 60 hours a week just to pay the bills. 🙄#KateMiddleton

The Royal Rota is in shambles trying to spin yesterday’s disaster 😂 😂😂King Charles and Camilla get mercilessly booed in Wales while private citizens Harry and Meghan pull off a massive charity success in Nottingham that completely steals the spotlight. Why are taxpayers funding millions every year for a "Head of State" whose relevance can be entirely overshadowed by a couple doing actual charity work without public money? The panic from the rota is hilarious, turns out you can't buy genuine public admiration. #RoyalRota #HarryandMeghan #AbolishTheMonarchy

Harry and Meghan have a moment in the spotlight, and suddenly Kate’s handlers roll out a video about nature and children. The irony, the word salad, the backlash. 🤡 If the aim was to steal the headlines, it rather backfired. Never let envy dictate your PR strategy. Sometimes the attempt to outshine someone else just shines a light on your own hypocrisy.

Rebecca English: "The Palace IS irritated because Harry & Meghan are out here greeting people effectively!" Oh no, the horror! “Private citizens” doing charity work without a multi million pound taxpayer bill? Quick, Buckingham Palace, release another sternly worded letter! #HarryandMeghan #AbolishTheMonarchy

“Royalist on Jeremy Vine: the King’s years-long affair with Camilla didn’t damage the family because ‘royal men have always had mistresses.’ But Harry and Meghan speaking out is unforgivable. So adultery by the Supreme Governor of the Church of England, the public humiliation of Diana, and the broken marriage are just tradition, while questioning the institution is the real sin. This is the morality required to keep defending them.”👇👇👇👇 @narindertweets

The last 6 months of William & Kate coverage is pure media sponsored theatre: surprise appearance at the bus stop. Surprise appearance on a community bus. Surprise appearance in a hospital. Surprise appearance in Northern Ireland. Surprise appearance at the helicopter. Surprise appearance on the Underground. Rinse, repeat. Zero substance. Zero value. Just a carefully curated brand management charade that costs taxpayers £24m a year for photo ops and soft-focus propaganda. It’s not public service it’s indoctrination with a crown on it.

ABC: Kate & Charlotte “lived like London locals” on the Tube. Reality check: half the carriage is security, the rest aides, first-aiders and a sea of reporters filming the “spontaneous” moment. She got torched for using the royal helicopter as an Uber after Southend. Right on cue the daughter PR stunt drops. Stop the soft-focus nonsense.

Palace adjacent voices now say the quiet part: Andrew’s prosecution was never going anywhere, because the defence can drag in the King and the trial dies. Charles is still bankrolling him. A system where the head of state cannot be compelled to give evidence, and every case is brought in his name, is not the rule of law. It is a costume for it. #AbolishTheMonarchy