Steam is down

If a woman approaches me, or I approach her and she has bomb ass perfume on? Yea it’s game over I’m perusing you baby

Grown ass man chewing wit his mouth open, bumpin them gums. Wack as hell

While I’m out trappin she stay yappin, but she’s yappin about marrying me.

You know she’s in the wrong, when she doesn’t know what the fuck to say. Bum ass

“Single mom” isn’t a coupon code

Ever since I got my money right in smilin like the grinch

Boomers realizing their beloved #facebookdown

Playing hard to get when you’re hard to want is delusional.

Ride with me, do anything but lie to me

Never cry to a woman. Don’t show emotion. Be a fucking brick wall.

No I don’t wanna meet your family, bring my plate to the car

Snoop quit smoking before GTA 6 came out

They’re leggings, why yo stomach in there.

Bitch causes so many issues I had to block her on Xbox

I’m so hungry I could eat at long John silvers

Latinas are fucking crazy bro. I’ve blocked this woman on every platform and she’s still making burner accounts to add me on shit.

All you do is sit at home all day and smoke weed.