Russell “Lebron” Jordan

Liked the ig story. Now all she has to do is reach out to me and plan a date

Mondays am I right

Anyone tryna Venmo me 20 bucks

LOOK FOR ME IN HEAVEN, I LOVE YOU LIKE AN ANGELLLLL

I knew she was going but turns out she’s GOING going

Holy shit

Mr bean. Funny

Do Nether Fortresses still exist or did I just waste the last 6 hours and 49 minutes of my life

I understand you John Summit

The things I would do to respawn back in 2016

They should make Stranger Things but without all the scary monsters

Vegas couldn’t handle me. Staying on campus. You’re welcome Earth

Im getting a girlfriend tonight and if I don’t may God strike my homeboy down

Hitting “not interested” on every hypergamy blackpill feminist video that lands on my fyp. Shit gonna be sunshine and rainbows around here

Any questions?

This whole sex thing seems fun how do I get started

Favorite PS5 controller has stick drift

I’m a bisniz major

Trojan count your days 😡😡 this shit baggy as hell

Monogamy? More like Noneogamy 😂😂😂

My FPS so damn low it’s like I’m scrolling through a picture album