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Manchester, UK
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New series of BLUE PLANET coming soon 📺 🐋 🎣 🗑 🐫 🚮
Sir David Attenborough explores the survival of massively endangered species, THE PRE-2008 BERT 🍌🍌🍌
With only 3,007 said to remain, Attenborough says: "even more precious than we ever realised" 🏅 – at Manchester, England
A rare species, a pre-2008 bert.
Must be protected at all costs.
Honoured to have you on board, Graham 🍌🍌👍👍 – at Salford, England
Afraid any grief from followers of a sham organisation will have to be declared null & void. Doesn't exist. Apologies. 🍌🚫
Enjoyable to see so many new berts keeping a close watch on our account - not only new to following us, but likely only city fans post 2008 🍌🍌
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As an act of friendship, some helpful info for all berts who follow us:
The phrase "null and void" means that an agreement, contract, law, title or transaction has no legal force or effect, and is treated as if it never existed!
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10 more years of the Glazers? Inevitable.
However, in 10 years you'll still have a tache & a pair of Kickers. Inevitable.
Just like is happening at sham city, it would be nice if all our recent results could be declared null & void 👍 – at Milan, Lombardy
Just when you think they might be in danger of winning some kind of PR battle with their bot accounts, bert accounts, inflatables & endless spamming of the internet, they get about 10 fans for a vital Champions League game. MASSIVE!
The only club in Manchester 😂😂😂😂 – at Milan, Lombardy
The Council House is only full in your dreams, Dazza #nullandvoid
Now playing at the Ralph Milne Discotheque:
MASSIVE Attack - Unfinished Attendance 🍌 🚮 🎶 – at Manchester, England
