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@thekapman tell your guys to turn down the gain on the phone pot. They're too hot, that's why the audio sucks

When you're watching the #NFLDraft as a @ChicagoBears fan @sportsmockery

I'm glad my son will be born into a world, that has new @MST3K episodes. Thank you @pattonoswalt and everybody else at #MST3KTheReturn

Taker using his handicap sticker to park closer to the ring #Wrestlemania33

Yes yes a thousand times yes. teapawt.org/Dlvr99/status/84149839…

If you ever needed another example of stupid WWE booking, they're building to a heel Neville vs baby face Austin Aries match. #RAW

Who's calling Shadey Acres to let them know Hickenbottom got out? teapawt.org/MrBrandonStroud/status…

Does Shadey Acres know HBK isn't in his room? Someone call the orderly. #RAW

Watching Cesaro have to slum it with these jabronis is like watching Alabama play D2 football. #RAW

Samoa KO would be the best tag team. The best. #RAW

I hope #SmackDownLIVE nixes McMahon/Styles. "I'm too old to fight you AJ, but I know someone who isn't" Then the violen plays.... teapawt.org/MrBrandonStroud/status…

I would trade Tony Neese, TJ Perkins, and Brian Kendrick for Super Calo and half a La Parka. #RAW #NitroDidItBetter

Sure would be nice to see some wrestling on the wrestling show #RAW

Pregnant wife too tired to cook dinner. What to do? 2 @Heineken tall boys a slice of chocolate cake and glass of bourban #CuzImAGrownAssMan

The world stops when Anderson Silva fights #ufc208

@theCHIVE #Fuck

Hey @WWENetwork I'd pay $14.99 a month for the streak not to be so garbage ass #RoyalRumble

And just like that, the country was filled with @AtlantaFalcons fans. Falcons fans as far as the eye could see. #SuperBowl

I've got the distinct honor of being a guest on @policeproject1 Legal Eagles on @1590WCGO. Tune in at 4:00 Chicago time!

Other people at the table: Let's play Euchre! Me: Juuuuuust a bit outside Other people at the table: Blank stares Me: Just deal the cards