ALT A map showing a pair of new bored tunnels under the centre of Bradford, with an eastern portal on the Leeds side of a new underground station at St James - adjacent to the proposed high speed station - and a northern portal adjacent to the current position of Forster Square station. There's a new underground station right in the middle of Bradford at Centenary Square, and a spur linking southwards towards Halifax. Both old stations at Forster Square and Interchange are abandoned as part of these plans, with land value capture from the sale of the sites being used to contribute to project costs.

ALT a line diagram of multiple metro lines linking Leeds, Bradford, Wakefield and Huddersfield and everywhere in between. it looks sexy as hell.

ALT Gareth and November looking cool and stern on top of a big red block with the Treasury logo and the text: "The enemy."

ALT a modern looking deep blue tram with black window surrounds, it's a Turkish built 2021 Model Bozankaya

ALT the classic Tatra KT4, a boxy looking tram with pure red body and navy blue underframe

ALT a curvy, very classic looking and narrow tram in full pale green with a white stripe at mid height, this is one of Belgrade's borrowed Duewag GT6s from Basel, built between 1967 and 1972... this one has its own wee pal bringing up the rear, yes it's a tram carriage to give three cars in total

ALT it's another Basel three car GT6, this time in yellow with a big red stripe along the mid height

ALT the thumbnail from last night's railnatter with a stern looking Gareth in front of a derailed train in his oranges, with the text * "this was a choice"