You have a retirement plan but I have a whole escape plan
Monaco
Joined February 2025
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Bruce Wayne retweeted
Yeah I’ll have the iced pumpkin cream shaken espresso and make sure the faggot makes it
Bruce Wayne retweeted
$500,000 in a well rounded high yield ETF portfolio pays $6,000+ per month in dividends.
That’s more than most people’s salaries.
Bruce Wayne retweeted
Men aren’t getting this out of their system in high school anymore like they’re supposed to
Bruce Wayne retweeted
When I asked my company for a $5,000 salary increase, HR laughed at me.
The HR manager looked at me and said, “You should be grateful you even have a job. There are hundreds of people outside who would gladly take your position.”
I didn’t argue. I simply returned to my desk and continued working.
Six months later, the company lost one of its biggest clients because nobody could handle the project I had been managing.
Suddenly, the same HR manager called me into a meeting.
The CEO was there, too.
E) selling is for pussies
Bruce Wayne retweeted
Lmao women wanna be paid.
Upfront fee makes them moldable.
One friend taught me this.
That nigga picks up hoes working min wage and gives them double to go with him.
His quality of hoes is shit but every week he has one.
