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Visual Ninja. bownesian, Waylon's dad.

Calgary, Alberta
Joined December 2009
The Boy had a lockdown at school today. Ohhhh Canada 🇨🇦
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If this happened to Crosby, he'd kill a mouse before every game for good luck.
Well, this is a first. I was getting my hockey bag out of the shed for my first game of the year tonight and discovered that a baby mouse got into my skate, ripped out some of the stuffing and then died. Poor little fella. Now my hockey bag smells even worse than usual.
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Cheap ass Fox Sports with their cute little interview setup for Josh Allen. 😂
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Wait until diesel folks need some terabytes. +240% over two years. FML
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I miss Troy Tulowitzki and the 2015 Blue Jays man 💔
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I still cannot believe this all happened
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Probably worth noting that none of the trucking companies in this photo have been shut down. Conquer Transportation, not shown. 🤦‍♂️
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In Alberta news, some crazy fucker breaks a world record driving off our local waterfall. Shout out to Dusty Friesen and his boat named Dent.
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Edmonton has only one source of water: The North Sask. Danielle Smith will sell us down the river, for coal. Thankfully we have people like @CorbLund and @WaterNotCoalAB putting in the time, effort and money to keep our headwaters safe, for generations. It's time to sign.
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People who back into parking spots cannot be truly present. You envisualized your departure the moment you arrived
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There’s more outrage over a dude singing in Spanish for the half time show than no one being arrested from pedo island. Can’t make this shit up😂
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Perfectly on-brand. 🎯
Remember when Canada tried to be tough for a sec? 😎 🇺🇸
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Randy Risling retweeted
Replying to @Emilyaustin
You’re posting about Billie Eilish but not the Epstein files… this is you, by the way
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Randy Risling retweeted
Trump just announced via tweet, which seems to be the main channel through which the US now runs its foreign policy, that he will impose 100% tariffs on Canada if it signs a deal with China. Here's what Trump had to say about a Canada-China deal only 8 days ago:
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Randy Risling retweeted
One year ago, Donald Trump took an oath to serve the American people. Instead, he’s used the presidency to pocket at least $1.4 BILLION. While families struggle to pay for groceries and health care, Trump is cashing in on foreign deals, corporate settlements, and secret crypto schemes. This is corruption on a scale this country has never seen. The presidency is not a business venture or a personal profit machine, and no president should ever be able to abuse it to enrich himself at the expense of the American people. nytimes.com/interactive/2026…
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BREAKING: A devastating clip is going viral that exposes trump’s empty promise to cut energy costs by 50%. Instead, Americans are paying more. He promises everything, delivers nothing, and working families foot the bill.
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President Donald J. Trump commuted the prison term of David Gentile, who led GPB Capital, less than two weeks after he began serving a seven-year sentence in a $1.6 billion fraud that prosecutors said harmed more than 10,000 investors. theintellectualistofficial.s…...
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Donald Trump just ordered the release of a convicted meth dealer who was serving an 8 year sentence in prison. His father is Republican Congressman Steve Womack.
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President Trump has granted clemency to the son of Congressman Steve Womack, who was sentenced to 8 years in prison for distributing meth. Follow: @AFpost
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BREAKING: DOJ files motion to block release of Epstein files, arguing that federal courts lack the authority to enforce the Epstein Transparency Act and no court can force them to produce the files.
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December CPI print is out. Here are a few notable YoY inflation changes within "food at home" category... Total = +2.4% YoY | +0.5% MoM Coffee = +19.8% Beef = +16.4% Chocolate (Candy) = +10% Carbonated Drinks = +3% Snacks = +2.2% Beer = +1.3% ---- Milk = -1% Eggs = -20.9%
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