@RandyShafter

FPL has ruined my life

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Joined January 2021
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Me warming up my wanking hand
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Carrick at the wheel
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Rushworth assist for those on Bench Boost
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Patient (boring) players with shit ass teams sleepwalk into a Gross haul off the bench. Why do good things always happen to bad people. Fuck this world
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This fucking commentator just screaming names out whenever they have a shot. Piss off man
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Konsa is good value at 4.4 over Calafiori when you take into account the Calafiori goals he'll help rule out.
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Randy Shafter retweeted
Randy Shafter@RandyShafterAug 29
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If I have to endure another season of seeing that fucking set piece coach lauded on screen every time there's a fucking corner or someone dummies a free kick then I'm gonna lose it. Austin MacFuckoff
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Misjudged xHair and now I'm sat with a captain blank and a shite GW1 rank. Terrific.
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Who wants to play a game of Guess the Bastard? Is it me for signing up to FPL again? Yes it is. Well played everyone. Roll credits.
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Number one tosser. Remove Ndiaye assist you pleb
Fantasy Premier League
@OfficialFPLAug 21
Not to brag, but admin is currently number one in the world...
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I'm playing BB early this year cos it's a shit chip and I don't want it ruining my team and planning later in the season... Also I've dropped Haaland, picked three Coventry and will be wildcarding in GW3
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4.6k FPL managers wondering why they're sat at a rank of 4.5 million tonight instead of top 10k
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Can somebody please hug this otter?
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Randy Shafter retweeted
FPL Canuck@FPLCanuck6 Aug 2025
📺Best Series So Far 2025📺 As some of you know, I drop an annual 'Best Of TV' thread at the end of the year, but there have been some gems so far and the dog days of summer are a perfect time ... to waste some time. Here's my completely subjective list thus far, enjoy! ♻️❤️🙏
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Me enjoying the destruction knowing I ain't playing FPL this season
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The Mark Sutherns arse licking fest hasn't been the same since AFCON
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(For anyone that missed the first part this morning - I spent AGES adding 28 end of season awards on my site, thinking this would be a nice way to highlight and celebrate lots of different managers in mini-leagues. What unfolded was an unintentionally intimate, at times excruciating, one-on-one dissection of the opening gameweeks of @RandyShafter’s season as he picked up the award for Best Starting Eleven (with a GW1 side containing some frankly incredible picks) before chronicling his almost immediate implosion with the Worst Sale of the season in GW3 (Haaland 39 points in the following 3 matches) swiftly followed up by another season top 10 Worst Sale in GW6 (Palmer 33 points in following 3 matches)
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