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Joined May 2019
Secret Agent Randy Beans retweeted
Boring Western News: Trump inflation Ukraine Gaza Trump Iran Serbian election news:
Заменик председника бирачког одбора у Деспотовцу је ПОЈЕО 2 гласачка листића.
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Secret Agent Randy Beans retweeted
Now I have an excuse to post my favourite ever twitter exchange again
🧵 Toby Young’s Free Speech Union (FSU) is reeling from internal grievances involving allegations of racism, workplace discrimination, and sexually inappropriate remarks by senior members of staff. What? Surely not! I'm old enough to remember when In January 2018, Toby Young was appointed to the board of the new universities regulator, the Office for Students, and his old tweets, mostly from 2009, quickly resurfaced. He had tweeted “What happened to Winkleman’s breasts Put on some weight girlie”, asked “Do Padma’s breasts look bigger than normal?”, said a female MP had “quite a cleavage”, and joked of a woman pictured with him that he “had my dick up her arse”. He called lesbians “dykes” and George Michael “queer as a coot”. He deleted around 50,000 tweets, a petition against him passed 220,000 signatures, and on 9 January he resigned, saying his appointment had “become a distraction”. The just announced controversy claims that a key figure in the campaign group, the chief operating officer, Sigrun Olafsdottir, departed late last week after employees alleged that she told a junior member of staff she would “never hire a black person” as a part of a one-on-one meeting late last year. The organisation’s legislative affairs director, Sam Armstrong, who is also head of communications for the Reform MP Robert Jenrick, has meanwhile been accused of making staff members uncomfortable by discussing the American actor Sydney Sweeney’s “assets” in a meeting with more than a dozen staff. The claims cap a difficult period for the FSU, founded by the Conservative life peer Toby Young, and which critics see as a partisan rallying point for anti-woke grievance. And they may complicate how the organisation seeks to publicly present itself, as a nonpartisan group that seeks to defend “free speech” from the overreach of censorious authorities – one which often raises money from its 50,000 members to do so. In July, the Guardian reported that the US state department had allocated $5m to the international umbrella organisation that oversees the FSU, part of a larger effort by the Trump administration to promote rightwing causes in Europe. The state department appeared to withdraw this grant after the Guardian reported on the allocation. In August, the Guardian reported on questions about the organisation’s practices around charity crowdfunding, centred on an instance in which the FSU appeared to raise £60,000 for a legal case that was ultimately fought pro-bono. Much of the FSU’s work consists of raising money for people who it argues have faced inappropriate consequences for exercising their right to free speech. Lord Young told the Guardian that that case was “not handled on an exclusively pro bono basis”, saying there was another lawyer involved and the person whose case it was had separate legal costs. These revelations have come alongside a period of internal turmoil. Eight members of the FSU’s small staff have departed within the past year. The Guardian understands that a crucial part of this disquiet has been the allegation of racism against Olafsdottir. The Guardian has spoken to multiple sources about these allegations and viewed documentation related to parts of the claims. Employees complained that Olafsdottir was frequently “hostile” towards younger members of staff. This alleged hostility was said to occur during the FSU’s in-person gatherings. The staff of the FSU work remotely but meet regularly for in-person events. These often take place at pubs and hotels, with some personnel said to drink heavily late into the night. Employees of the FSU described blurred boundaries and instances of aggression and discriminatory behaviour on the part of some senior staff during these sessions. Olafsdottir and Armstrong declined to comment. Young told the Guardian he could not comment on “internal employment matters”. (Continued...) theguardian.com/uk-news/2026…
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do you know how utterly soul-destroying it is to see old pieces of text written by you with the full understanding that you will never be able to write that way again. you simply cannot string sentences together in the same manner. your lexicon has shrunk. your brain is fried
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Secret Agent Randy Beans retweeted
I've trained my dog to salivate at the sound of a bell thanks to my invention, the edible bell
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Secret Agent Randy Beans retweeted
Red Stripe at night, workers rights. Red Stripe in the morning, final warning.
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Secret Agent Randy Beans retweeted
Girlfriend texting me: I’m at the store do u need anything (2 minutes later): Hello ? Me 4 hours later: Sorry I was mixing your hair products together to make a potion. Can u go back and get chips
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Secret Agent Randy Beans retweeted
I leave the cinema thinking every movie is the greatest movie of all time, the atmosphere completely strips away my sense of objectivity for a good 24 hours
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Secret Agent Randy Beans retweeted
Can you imagine how much this guy is jacking off
🇫🇷🚨 Après 23 ANS sans bras, cet homme reçoit la 1re GREFFE des 2 bras et des épaules au monde. Il peut enfin ENLACER ses proches ! En 1998, Felix, électricien islandais, est électrocuté sur une ligne à haute tension. Il perd ses 2 bras. En 2021, à Lyon, des chirurgiens français lui greffent 2 bras et 2 épaules. En 2022, il enlace enfin sa fille et ses petits-enfants. (AFP)
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Secret Agent Randy Beans retweeted
New fusion political ideology called 'effective Maoism' where you work a high-flying finance job and then wire 10% of your income to communist guerillas.
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Secret Agent Randy Beans retweeted
The money for nothing rogue one edit just makes me want to run through a wall probably the best SW edit of all time
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Assault and Battery
Half of all "ick" stories are like "yeah he was arrested for domestic violence while on our date" and the other half are like "he only had AAA batteries in his house no AA"
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Secret Agent Randy Beans retweeted
I live on the same block as an elementary school and there’s a large wood chipper that a crew is feeding a whole tree into this morning. All the boys are refusing to go into school while they watch it like this
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Secret Agent Randy Beans retweeted
tirei os sisos e o dentista colocou na receita “tomar sorvete”
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Secret Agent Randy Beans retweeted
punching houdini in the gut so hard he dies probably felt amazing. lets see you escape this you fucking freak
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Secret Agent Randy Beans retweeted
Me trying my best to invent something for James Bond.
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Secret Agent Randy Beans retweeted
trans girls we have got to get better at picking out names because what do you mean i went to t-girl baseball and they had who on first, what on second, and I don’t know on third.
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Secret Agent Randy Beans retweeted
What’s happening in France is a wake-up call to the entire world. 🌍 The cost of living keeps rising while everyday people struggle to survive. People are tired of working hard just to barely get by. Governments need to start listening to the people before frustration turns into chaos. 💯🙏🏽
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selling 1x Standing ticket to the strokes Newcastle Sunday 25th October ! Face value
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Secret Agent Randy Beans retweeted
Una cosa que saben detectar bien los franceses es a los infiltrados de verdad que huelen a pasma. No se ataca a trabajadores nunca y quien lo hace es una basura. Los mismos manifestantes le linchan por atacar a los bomberos.
🇫🇷 | URGENTE: Un hombre fue linchado en la plaza de la República, en París, después de presuntamente atacar en dos ocasiones a bomberos.
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