Well, hey down there! If ya found me through the angry MAGA coffee shop, welcome! 🤣

So today my swim briefs got knotted and I almost couldn’t squeeze outta ‘em in the crowded locker room open-bay showers. Awkward 🤣

How’s this fit for Rennfest? 🤣

Who’s up for some water polo? 🤽‍♂️

Be a furry or a pup to the leather event? Why not both?

Got my new partial. Whattaya think chat? 🤣

Havin’ a great time at #RehobothLeatherWeekend with @DaikyuShep and @pupcrank 🐺

Out in Rehoboth Beach with @DaikyuShep and @pupcrank for #RehobothLeatherWeekend ❤️

Without a drawstring gotta wear size smol - otherwise the elastic-banded swim briefs will slip down when ya push off from yer flip turns 🤣

Did ya just look at this account cuz’ I upset yer MAGA feels? Good. Choke on it. Sorry (not sorry) - that piercing might chip yer teeth 🤣

Fight me. Or at least, come iron these @Everlast_ shorts.

It’s become tradition to fursuit in Annapolis the night before a @NavalAcademy home football game. Many visitors mistake us as @BilltheGoat or some other “official mascot.” We correct them sayin’ “no - he’s resting up for tomorrow.” ❤️ my town.

And to finish off the week - basic olive drab. And unfortunately NOBULL briefs are more towards the smoosh yer bits side of things. Solid colors not great for hiding the piercing btw 🤣

Happy Jocktober! Now what kinda swim briefs are we doin’ our laps in today? 🤔

Shiny! And oop - didn’t realize you could see the balls of the frenum piercing until now 🧐

Alright - have admittedly gone a lil’ overboard lately with the swimsuit pics 🤷 Just been puttin’ in extra laps and gym time for a cruise next month. Ya followed me here cuz yer into furries, pups, or just morbidly curious to see what this retired Colonel (not a General, btw) is doin’ as opposed to spending his retired years on a golf course with his peers 🤣

For my 🦓 votes - ol’ Rav hasn’t forgotten about you! Really great swim sesh today. In post-laps hot tub, fit bro gave me some pointers to improve my flip turns. Look forward to tryin’ em out tomorrow!

Happy Humpday y’all! 🏈 #DCFM 📷: @dieDoktor 🍸: @PitchersDC