Dear McDonald's... I just ate one of your Big Mac's strictly for nostalgia. It holds up and it's pretty good. However. My genius idea is a meatless Mac. Fake meat on a Big Mac ! Royalty checks to be sent to me. You're welcome world!
I'm watching football. My friend just commented " Nice capris and leggings" Yes that just happened. I understand, It's a new day in football.
So far One of the best opening days in the NFL... Wow. I've forgotten how much I miss it...... Or maybe I'm just that fucking lonely , or both 🤔
Dear covid.... Why wasn't all road work done During your tenure.... Los Angeles is stupid. I'm stupid and should start walking.
Who would have thought Charlie Watts be the 1st to go. R.I.P. Mr. Watts.... Thank you for your work. You're tempo Your consistency Exile Main Street.... Everything!!! Thank you.
Things you don't want to hear while you're aging... Have you ever tried compression socks? Golf course attendee.... asking you if you are eligible for the senior discount ? Back to basketball for me.
I know I haven't posted in a while... However I have thought of a new pot name. One hit wonder. I am brilliant.
Alex Trebek dead... and Donald Trump lives? Double jeopardy, To the 10th fold To the 10th fold. Yes I know he was Canadian... I miss him.
When I have to get up early... I always set the clock for 5:15... The answers is yes because of The Who!
Since everyone knows Alex Trebek... Has past. This fact alone hurts my heart, As far as a new host is concerned. It's hard to fathom. Jimmy Kimmel would be Great.... He has too many jobs. Ken Jennings. Go, And don't phuket up. Gigantic shoes to fill.



