Gentleman farmer, novice woodworker, writer, film critic, tech enthusiast.
Los Angeles
Joined November 2008
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I will be very disappointed in myself if I go the rest of my life without calling a large white man “Honky Kong”.
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Cheer up fourth grade girls- if you’re in the hospital giving birth, that means you’re not in the classroom getting shot.
@reckless re: Spatial Audio, I think it really depends on your headphones. On standard headphones, it just sounds like a different mix. On AirPods Max and headphones made for SA, it sounds way better. I don't think it's trying to be surround sound with sounds coming from behind u
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With officiating this bad, if Memphis wins this game I call “ * “. #NBAPlayoffs #Warriors #terrible #ThisIsPlayoffBasketball #LetThemPlay
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Not sure how to feel about this Amazon Union thing. On one hand, America’s 2nd largest employer experiencing record profits might have to treat workers with basic human dignity, on the other hand when I get high & order a frisbee, it might come to my house in 3 days instead of 2
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Ted Cruz is the neediest human being I've ever seen in my life and I spent my 20s doing open mics
If you think laws barring transgender athletes are necessary to preserve “fairness” in sports, I’m sure you support CRIMINAL penalties for doping, sign stealing, tampering with equipment, and even flopping to draw fouls. If not, you’re a hypocrite, transphobic, or both
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Comedy clubs: if you implement a vaccine requirement heckling will go down by 99%
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Saying, "I'm just a moron," or, "It just seems to me," while presenting an argument is fallacious. It's a way of absolving oneself of responsibility for an argument while trying to win it.
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We don’t think it would be a good idea to move to Disney town but if anyone builds a father john misty community we will buy the whole lot
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The Gilded Age takes place in an America that still remembers the Civil War, a time when Black people in New York were in constant danger of white people looking at them with surprise for a second
It's going to be such a surprise when any person who watched the Super Bowl doesn't become a crypto/NFT millionaire
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Men have called me intoxicating. Well they’ve called me toxic, which, when ingested, is the same thing
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GOP Fun Quiz! Which picture shows people "engaged in legitimate political discourse"?
Take your time! It's harder than it looks. Remember: the ones silently kneeling for a couple of minutes are Black.
