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Asked my wife if she wanted to watch a show on Disney+ with me later and she was excited and said yes. She doesn’t know yet that it’s Monday Night Football.
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liking sports is so crazy your team has one good game and suddenly life is worth living and everything is beautiful and you don’t have to worry about anything
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#LemonPepperPerspectives 😭🤦🏽♀️
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The Shane Gillis thing is hilarious to me. Everyone wears revealing clothing to the gym to get attention. Guys that cut the sleeves of their shirt, attention. Women with pants that draw attention to the butt, attention.
Why are people pretending like this is some novel concept? We like attention, and will do things to get it. Totally normal, but the facade of pretending otherwise is hilarious.
Man football is a cool sport I guess. It’s just not for me I can’t lie. Like man do you think we’ll remember this shit when we are in the kingdom of heaven. This shit really don’t matter ya know. I’m working on myself and trying to better my community.
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Being a Cowboys fan is kind of like having a son that’s addicted to heroin and in-and-out of rehab.
The love is still there somewhere, but god damn is it hard to care at this point.
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Best days of the year:
10. Super Bowl Sunday
9. Friday of Memorial Day Weekend
8. Christmas Eve
7. First 70 degree day in Spring
6. Thursday of Juneteenth weekend
5. any Saturday in October
4. Saturday of July 4th Weekend
3. December 26th-30th
2. AFC/NFC Championship Sunday
1. Thanksgiving


























