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This one’s for all the Crunchmates. Would you try this @RealCapnCrunch fake flavor?
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Sam Bennett made a pact with his dad when Sam was 6 years old that if he ever won the Stanley Cup, they’d eat Cap’n Crunch out of the trophy.
Promise kept 🥹❤️ (via @SBennett93)
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Hey @RealCapnCrunch, have you been knotty or nice this year? 😉
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The only thing Ben Schwartz (@rejectedjokes) & @LaurenLapkus do better than host #EarliestShow is dance their hearts out. (@realcapncrunch)
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Watching Over An Hour Of #EarliestShow Bloopers Led This Person To A Philosophical Break-Through bit.ly/2hJcRW0 (@RealCapnCrunch)
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Take a look at the #EarliestShow never before seen extended interviews! bit.ly/2htCvhj (@realcapncrunch)
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This video features our amazing guests @PedroPascal1 @Middleditch @jcolburnlevy @reggiewatts @ReggieMillerTNT @MrJakeJohnson @RealCapnCrunch xitter.cf/rejectedjokes/status/8…
The #EarliestShow ep 7 is our first bonus episode complete with 10 minutes of extended celebrity interviews- funnyordie.com/videos/c49369…
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#EarliestShow's Josh (@rejectedjokes) is finally in a good place! Just in time for @PedroPascal1: bit.ly/2g6G2zJ (@realcapncrunch)
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Ep 6 of The #EarliestShow: Acceptance w/ @PedroPascal1 @jessicameraz @laurenlapkus @joehartzler @RealCapnCrunch- funnyordie.com/videos/8552d5…
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Ever wish you could eat AND use your hands for other things? Now you can with Snack Hat! As seen on #EarliestShow. (@realcapncrunch)
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The #EarliestShow Ep 5: Depression w/ @Middleditch @eugcordero @laurenlapkus @joehartzler @RealCapnCrunch is on FOD! funnyordie.com/videos/a1d4bf…
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Jane Levy visits #EarliestShow! Josh (@rejectedjokes) tries to drown his sorrows: bit.ly/2fOEY7h (@realcapncrunch)
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Dairy Stream, as seen on #EarliestShow, is the fun new gadget that lets you make your own milk! (@realcapncrunch)
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Can @MrJakeJohnson point #EarliestShow's Josh (@rejectedjokes) in the right direction? Find out: bit.ly/2gewXcD (@realcapncrunch)
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.@MrJakeJohnson tries to help #EarliestShow's Josh (@rejectedjokes) be less angry about a breakup: bit.ly/2gewXcD (@realcapncrunch)
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5 Signs #EarliestShow Host Josh (@rejectedjokes) Isn’t Handling His Break-Up Well bit.ly/2fPc98C (@realcapncrunch)
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#EarliestShow host Josh (@rejectedjokes) begins to spiral. @ReggieWatts joins the party. (@RealCapnCrunch) bit.ly/2fkBIxM