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Oxford Street in London becomes officially pedestrianised, stopping cars from entering.
It would have to be Khan's London that sets the blueprint for the fifteen-minute city.
1000 days to prepare for war - is the latest.
It’s like being in an abusive relationship, now with timescales to comply.
Teddy bear cafe 🏃
High streets full of questionable shops 🤷
For those of you who thought the visit from a Bedford Borough Council official to investigate our daughter Zoe’s (age 12) pretend teddy bear cafe was too ridiculous to be real, here is the arrival of official. This is totally legit. She really did show up at our property to investigate the illegal teddy bears having their coffee🧸🧸☕️☕️
The NHS has been accidentally deleting thousands of patients from waiting lists, a report has revealed – The Telegraph
Worth noting, especially when they come on the telebox to say how fast they've been getting through the lists.
Yearly complaints against police top 100,000 for first time – LBC
Wow. Turns out people don't like being arrested for memes.
The BBC is looking to make cuts of £500M in the next few years.
Any other establishment would be finished, but I suppose it's nice to be able to make people pay, even when they don't want to.
Top of the leaderboard.
🌍 European countries that added the most migrants (2000–2024)
1. 🇬🇧 United Kingdom: +7.1M
2. 🇪🇸 Spain: +6.8M
3. 🇩🇪 Germany: +6.4M
4. 🇹🇷 Türkiye: +5.8M
5. 🇮🇹 Italy: +4.4M
6. 🇫🇷 France: +3.0M
7. 🇦🇹 Austria: +1.4M
8. 🇳🇱 Netherlands: +1.4M
9. 🇨🇭 Switzerland: +1.3M
10. 🇧🇪 Belgium: +1.3M
11. 🇸🇪 Sweden: +1.3M
12. 🇵🇱 Poland: +917K
13. 🇮🇪 Ireland: +840K
14. 🇳🇴 Norway: +720K
15. 🇷🇴 Romania: +521K
16. 🇵🇹 Portugal: +476K
17. 🇩🇰 Denmark: +475K
18. 🇭🇺 Hungary: +393K
19. 🇨🇿 Czechia: +386K
20. 🇫🇮 Finland: +378K
Europe's migrant population grew by 40.8 million between 2000 and 2024, up 67%. The UK, Spain and Germany together account for almost half of that increase.
Source: UN DESA
I don't know what happened to Mark Allen, but never give up.
Whatever you're going through and however much you're struggling, even at the deepest depths of despair, know that it will pass.
Never fucking give up.
They want to issue fines for people playing loud music on public transport, but haven't said how they will enforce that.
They're also telling the public not to intervene.
They come up with these great plans, but have no idea how to actually make them work.
It looks like the French style ‘student’ protests are coming to the UK.
Wanting better education will mean the complete looting of high-end retail stores and sports shops.
Libraries remain unaffected.
I don’t trust polls, so I thought we’d do our own.
Would you fight in a war for the UK?
2%Yes. I’m an idiot.
98%No. Fuck off.
452 votes • Final resultsA severe drought has been declared across the south west and south coast with a hosepipe ban being put in place.
And there's me thinking we live in one of the drizzliest holes in the world.
(Also, please ignore these places being next to a giant bit of water called the sea.)