@RealChrisCal

Comedian WHO LIVES IN Los Angeles, but is FROM New Jersey. Featured in The NY Times, Funny or Die, Paste Magazine, and GMA Day.

 Los Angeles, CA
kickstarter.com/projects/chrissycal/gimme-a-call?ref=user_menu
Joined March 2009
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Rick Katschke@hostandguestOct 24
Billy Evans will throw out the first pitch of game 2.
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Zack Morrison@ZackMorrison18Oct 23
#CanusaStreet continues to stay timely and in the news…
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The Haskell Free Library and Opera House opened in 1901 with the US-Canada border running right through the middle of the building, represented by a black line on the floor. Some parts of the library are in Vermont while others are in Quebec, although visitors can use both sides. cnn.it/4zJT5z7
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Every single one of these bastards has a financial stake in this nonsense, which is why they are selling out their craft. #FuckAI
The Hollywood Reporter
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Sylvester Stallone Defends AI: "It's Happening, Go With It Or Be Trampled" hollywoodreporter.com/movies…

Sylvester Stallone Defends AI: “It’s Happening, Go With It Or Be Trampled”

The 80-year-old actor says the industry needs to embrace AI usage: "Here to stay."

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New Jersey Devils
@NJDevilsOct 23
Goodnight to Devils fans and Devils fans only.
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Carey O'Donnell@ecareyo18 Oct 2020
The gay kid in class during the classroom scene in Hocus Pocus
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CEO gives a pep talk to his team! He got a 589 million dollar bonus for interacting with these peasants!
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Chris Calogero@RealChrisCalJan 19
Serving sizes and cereal
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Chris Calogero@RealChrisCalOct 18
My short is awaiting festival decisions but folks have gotten a sneak peak and are digging it “It’s funny and sweet and disturbing, and there’s real talent in front of and behind the camera.”- Matt Zoller Seitz, RogerEbert. com “A delight!”- James Vanderbilt, writer of “Zodiac”
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P.J. Marino 🎃👻@pjmarino1Oct 22
Hey all. My movie CAPTAIN TSUNAMI can now be seen for free on the Roku Channel. Please check it out so we can get some algorithm love. Thanks! therokuchannel.roku.com/deta…

Watch Captain Tsunami (2025) Online for Free | The Roku Channel | Roku

therokuchannel.roku.com
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Chris Calogero@RealChrisCal9 Jul 2022
Billion dollar idea: an Airbnb with one actual useable knife in it.
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Asher Perlman
@asherperlmanOct 22
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Chris Calogero@RealChrisCalSep 23
A pair of siblings who own rival river tubing companies must band together when Corporate Tube comes to town. A comedy pilot set in the world of competitive lazy river tubing. #Screenpit #Co #Sitcom #comedy
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Jokes about my wife
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Chris Calogero@RealChrisCalOct 8
Guy who made “that’s what she said” his THING 20 years ago and now can’t stop even though it brings him no joy and knows people don’t like him because of it
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Zack Morrison@ZackMorrison18Oct 19
LIVE FROM STUDIO 7C is on @TheStuntList! We want more hard-comedy, 'haha-funny' TV, right? When breaking news plunges a late night show's staff into chaos, the exhausted WA struggles to juggle inept producers, crazy coworkers, and her own aspirations. 30 Rock meets The Pitt.
Ash Lazer@AshLazerWritesOct 19
Lights. Camera. RADNESS! Legendary special guests. Emmy-winning pros. The dopest emerging & underrepresented voices. This is our HOT NEW SPECS showcase, featuring the best original & unproduced market-ready specs (all genres/formats/mediums). 🧵
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NYJ Matt
@NYJ_MattOct 20
If there is a person you know that doesn’t understand the football decision made here and thinks there is a conspiracy drop them from your life. There isn’t a better example of a lack of ball knowledge
Dov Kleiman
@NFL_DovKleimanOct 19
𝗧𝗥𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗜𝗡𝗚: NFL sports bettors are demanding that the FBI investigate the Jets after they kicked a field goal while trailing by 10 points with only 30 seconds left. The betting spread was -7.5 for the Patriots. An extremely suspicious ending...🧐
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It’s a fantastic short film. Great direction and a powerful performance by Chris!!!
Chris Calogero@RealChrisCalOct 18
My short is awaiting festival decisions but folks have gotten a sneak peak and are digging it “It’s funny and sweet and disturbing, and there’s real talent in front of and behind the camera.”- Matt Zoller Seitz, RogerEbert. com “A delight!”- James Vanderbilt, writer of “Zodiac”
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MLFootball
@MLFootballOct 18
ONE OF THE WORST PENALTIES YOU WILL EVER SEE: #Jets were driving down the field and scored a touchdown but the refs called offensive pass interference on a receiver for allegedly blocking downfield. There is NOTHING in this video that warrants a flag 😳
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Luke Barnett
@LukeBarnettOct 19
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Chris Calogero@RealChrisCalOct 18
My short is awaiting festival decisions but folks have gotten a sneak peak and are digging it “It’s funny and sweet and disturbing, and there’s real talent in front of and behind the camera.”- Matt Zoller Seitz, RogerEbert. com “A delight!”- James Vanderbilt, writer of “Zodiac”
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Aditya Sood
@adityasoodOct 18
No one acknowledges that the biggest documentary opening weekend of all time is JACKASS 3D.
Brian Stelter
@brianstelterOct 18
—> “You Can See Everything” just saw the biggest box office opening for a documentary in more than 20 years. cnn.com/2026/10/18/business/…

‘You Can See Everything’ becomes one of the biggest documentary releases in decades | CNN Business

Nathan Fielder and Lance Oppenheim’s genre-bending film about disgraced Theranos founder Elizabeth Holmes made more than $15 million in ticket sales.

cnn.com
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