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Silicon Valley
Joined March 2014
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I just officially signed a multimillion dollar deal to acquire a plastic straw and bag company. The future is bright 😎
Erlich Bachman retweeted
Silicon Valley was so close to being called "Erlich Bachman's home for peculiar children"
Had some conversations with Elon and he says I’m in the top 420 for the job if it becomes available. Just waiting for my Opium Den liaison and Kim Jung-un to return my reference request.
Mr. @elonmusk, from one billionaire to another (Bing it), I’d recommend diversifying and purchasing Aviato and PiedPiper. I have many other ventures baking in my incubator that I’d love to run by you. Let’s grab some @PhilzCoffee (on you) and chat
To be crystal clear, I am @nottjmiller nor have I have ever claimed not to be @nottjmiller
Erlich Bachman retweeted
"The power to destroy a thing is the absolute control over it." - Frank Herbert, Dune
I need to get a Halloween costume, I hear that illegals are giving out rainbow fentanyl #FoxNews
In a 6-3 ruling, the Supreme Court has determined that every girl must allow me to help them find their earrings
I’m excited to announce that I have received an #offer from Stanford University to refrain from stepping foot on their campus or I’ll receive a trespassing citation. #uncommitted
