@RealFakeSamuel

Friend first, boss second, probably entertainer third.

 Boston, MA
Joined August 2012
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Updated below Cc ⁦@GovNedLamont⁩
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Gritty
@GrittyNHL28 Oct 2022
Ben Franklin but make it 𝓼𝓮𝔁𝔂
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My pal @RealFakeSamuel designed an absolutely stuuunnning wooden LED display for sports fans, and he's got some for sale (link following). Check out the Microtron:
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Today was the day Donald trump finally became president
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Wagon fulla pancakes in repose.
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I just dropped 3 volumes, 180 tracks of background music, jingles, and songs from 20 years of HomestarRunner.com! Shuffle these nuggets onto your day like croutons on a life salad! Out now on all your fav music streamins! open.spotify.com/playlist/5X…
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Gritty
@GrittyNHL24 Mar 2020
Carpet should be mowed to desired length.
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Red
@SurvivingGrady5 Feb 2020
OTHER AWESOME TRADES THE RED SOX COULD MAKE: Xander Bogaerts for Tim Beckham and a couple nice suits Rafael Devers for a sweet 2020 Toyota Camry Nathan Eovaldi for some Sonic gift cards Chris Sale for my Netflix password JD Martinez for "all the turkey subs"
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Alex Cora: "We scored 16 at Yankee Stadium...Suck on it"

Alex Cora: "We scored 16 at Yankee Stadium...Suck on it"

Alex Cora talks about the Red Sox run during the playoffs - NBC Sports allows you to watch coverage of live events from NBC and NBCSN.

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Red Sox
@RedSox29 Oct 2018
119 WINS LATER #DAMAGEDONE
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Axl Rose
@axlrose29 Oct 2018
Vote Blue... Bitches!!🇺🇸🔵🔷💙
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ClickHole
@ClickHole8 Oct 2018
It’s Called ‘Columbusing,’ And It’s The Latest Teen Craze That Has Kids Sailing The Globe In Search Of Spice clckhl.co/b5AT8qv
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Red Sox
@RedSox4 Oct 2018
Game 1 Ticket Alert! RT now for a chance to win a pair of tickets to Game 1 of the ALDS presented by T-Mobile. Remember to tune in to @MLBNetwork for your pre and post game coverage during the #postseason!
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The Onion
@TheOnion14 Feb 2018
‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens trib.al/AdNR9gz
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The Onion
@TheOnion10 Jan 2018
Mutant Hockey League Worried City Of St. Mucus Won’t Publicly Finance New Arena For Ooze trib.al/iT86CfT
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ClickHole
@ClickHole20 Dec 2017
Disney World Disaster: The Trump Robot In The Hall Of Presidents Seems To Have Roped All The Other Robot Presidents Into A Ponzi Scheme To Sell Trump Brand Luxury Vinegar clckhl.co/W02aIrP
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RIP AIM 🤘🏼pouring one out for my high school screen-names. Read this article for a soundbite from yours truly 😍 xitter.cf/voxdotcom/status/94176… – at Meadow Vista, CA
Vox
@voxdotcom15 Dec 2017
Saying goodbye to AIM, the instant messenger that changed how we communicate vox.com/culture/2017/12/15/1…

Saying goodbye to AIM, the instant messenger that changed how we communicate

Before the dawn of social media, AIM was the chat client for a generation. After 20 years, it’s shutting down.

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ClickHole
@ClickHole5 Dec 2017
A Second Chance: This Amazing Organization Helps Disgraced Pedophiles Rebuild Their Lives By Getting Them Elected To Political Office clckhl.co/6YPpjcK
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#NHLCanes announce the crowd as 7,892.
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk1 Jun 2017
Am departing presidential councils. Climate change is real. Leaving Paris is not good for America or the world.
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