At Team Rocket HQ, my word is law. Then Vito added a clause concerning his chew stick. Persian is pictured moments before discovering that our Russian Toy has veto power. -G #TeamRocket #PlayPokemon

WHAT?! Blocking Special Energy attachments AND Stadiums?! Mega Absol Z plans to shut down Honchkrow’s entire operation. When it arrives, I’ll be calling Legal. I’m all for organized crime. I object to being the victim. -G #TeamRocket #PlayPokemon

Years of building a criminal empire. A carefully tailored suit. An unmistakable red R. TikTok: “Why is the Pope playing Pokemon?” The Boss has fainted. I demand a rematch. Once I stop laughing.🤣 -G #TeamRocket #PlayPokemon

Even the Boss requires an occasional break from LAIC training. Tonight’s selection: “You Can See Everything”. An intriguing title. At Team Rocket, we simply call that effective management. -G #TeamRocket #YouCanSeeEverything

Preparations for LAIC have officially begun. The search for Team Rocket’s next champion is underway. Many candidates will be evaluated, but only the most ruthless will earn the right to represent Team Rocket in São Paulo. Let the testing begin. -G #TeamRocket #PlayPokemon

While conducting operations in Louisville, I had the pleasure of meeting Blake, aka @CreepyPixelArt, creator of this magnificent Giovanni playmat. His work is available on his site. A fine addition to my arsenal. My future opponents have been warned. -G #TeamRocket #PlayPokemon

Many have asked what Pikachu keeps inside his mysterious briefcase. Today, I have authorized a rare look inside. I trust this will satisfy your curiosity. Though I suspect it may only encourage further questions. -G #TeamRocket #PlayPokemon – at Louisville, KY

A pleasure meeting @laineydragonair in Louisville! Between her spectacular shiny card and those magnificent Team Rocket boots, I must say she has excellent taste. The Boss approves. Now, about that membership application… -G #TeamRocket #PlayPokemon

The Louisville operation has concluded. Final record: 7-3-4. Honchkrow carried Team Rocket into Day 2, but the final two rounds did not go according to plan. The Boss is pleased with the progress. Less pleased with the ending. We will return. -G #TeamRocket #PlayPokemon

11 rounds down. 3 to go. Honchkrow has weathered a few setbacks, but the latest victory belongs to Team Rocket. The Louisville operation remains active, and the Boss has no intention of leaving early. -G

A video update for this morning on the Louisville Team Rocket Operation: Current record: 5-1-3. Honchkrows, Porygons, and Articunos have been fully briefed and are ready for action. For the Glory of #TeamRocket! -G #PlayPokemon #PokemonTCG

Team Rocket success is attracting additional scrutiny… Hopefully Pikachu packed extra sleeves. -G #TeamRocket #PlayPokemon

Team Rocket Louisville Status Report: 5 wins. 0 losses. 2 ties. Day 2 secured. The competition has been fierce, and the battles worthy of the occasion. Now, we continue. The Boss is not finished. -G #TeamRocket #PlayPokemon

The Louisville operation is off to an excellent start. Round 1: Victory, 2-0. The Boss has personally secured the first win. First stop on the way to total domination. The opposition has been warned. -G #TeamRocket #PlayPokemon

Found @TeamRocketTwins and started living up to his username. #TeamRocket takeover is underway

Team Rocket’s Louisville headquarters is officially open for business. Persian has claimed the executive suite, Pikachu insists he’s management, and the Boss is ready to oversee operations. Let the Regional conquest begin. -G #TeamRocket #PlayPokemon

Pikachu, your assignment was to acquire Regional Championship medals. Not locate them. Not admire them. And certainly not stand on top of them. I’m beginning to question your understanding of Team Rocket’s objectives. -G #TeamRocket #PlayPokemon

An excellent haul from the Louisville side events. Pikachu seems delighted. Almost too delighted. I’ve instructed the grunts to count the packs before and after he leaves the hall. -G #TeamRocket #PlayPokemon