@RealKidsJokes

Real Kids Jokes by Real Stand-Up Comics jokebook provides tons of fun and laughs for your favorite jokester. Ages 7 and up. Check in each day for a new joke!

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What does a person in Honolulu say when you greet them with a joke? ALO-HaHaHa #Hawaii
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What did Elvis say to Punxsutawney Phil? You ain’t nothing but a Groundhogs #GroundhogDay #ElvisPresley #punxsutawney
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What's a caterpillar's favorite way to swim? The Butterfly #swimming #MichaelPhelps
What bird never makes the honor roll? A Seagull #Seagulls #DoYourHomework
What kind of fish is always an exception? A Fluke
Why did the guy try to get a car loan from a group of deer? Because he heard they had a lot of Bucks. #Deer
How do you know when you're a dad? Not sure, but it just becomes apparent. #dadjokes
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Why do snobby people like to hear stories told by peacocks? Because they always have a fancy tail. #peacocks #SnobbyPeopleDont@me
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What's a cats favorite part of a lobster? The CLAWS. #Lobster
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Why are goats annoying during debates? Because they're always butting in. #SassyGoats #Goat #NotTomBrady
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@raisingcanes12 May 2020
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Hahahaha! What an egg-celent joke!
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Who haunts chicken coops? Poultrygeists! #spooky #Chickens
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What do you call a famous portrait who won't stop whining? A Moaner Lisa #MonaLisa #Louvre
Why did King Tut get flowers delivered? So he could have a Happy Mummy's Day! #HappyMothersDay2020 #1800flowers
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Why don't pancakes make good tires? Because they're always flat. #riddles
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What's a clock's favorite app? TIK TOK
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What did the furniture maker say when asked how his new couch was coming along? Sofa so good!
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What do snakes give each other on Valentine's? Hershey Hisses! #ValentinesDay
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What's a Yeti's favorite activity at school? Snow and Tell! #Yeti
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Why did the guy rob the pizza joint? Because he heard they had lots of dough! #NationalPizzaDay
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