Asso. CIPD || HR || Ex Banker || NO HAIR, DON’T CARE (BALD BRO) || Ejim Ọfọ na Ogu🪶

England, United Kingdom
Joined March 2015
If you’re a Nigerian and don’t want Yahaya Bello to run for President in 2023, like and Retweet this tweet.
All Nigerians Are Asking Me To Run For President In 2023, I Will Not Disappoint – Yahaya Bello channelstv.com/2021/05/14/al…
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Nna ehhh.
If you call yourself a stallion this is what I expect to see
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OMG! Who did this?
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Must be an undercover agent😂
New staff for work wey never do pass 3 days don go report 2 staff & dem don suspend both for investigation. Now new staff no come work again 😂
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Mr Kay🇬🇧 retweeted
The UK will keep him under close scrutiny from the day he begins his programme until the day he leaves the country. Every trip he makes will be monitored too.
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They called the police to kick a 3 years old boy out of the football field because he’s way too skillful for his age. The police came, kicked him out—the incident went viral and the little boy became famous. That’s the power of social media.
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Welcome to the New Oxford Street, London.
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Been a while..let me know if my posts are still visible on your timeline
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Dating criteria: Must be willing to split rent and utilities.
Being single in the UK right now is an absolute financial trap. You pay 100% of the rent yourself. You pay 100% of the council tax (that 25% single discount is a joke). You pay 100% of the standing charges on gas and electric. You pay the full Wi-Fi bill. You pay for every single repair, subscription, and grocery shop alone. It’s not even about finding love anymore. People are actively dating just to find someone to split the bloody Wi-Fi with.
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“Ikpu di ya”? Ezenwa really taught well and you really integrated into the Igbo culture. Here’s a hearty congratulations and happy anniversary.
14 years of officially answering Nwunye Ezenwa - a.k.a. “Ikpu di ya” ! That day, even Brutus was dressing up (R.I.P) The best decision I ever made. It was meant to be❤️ @ezenwaisuofia #mixedcouple #igbo #nigeria #swiss I took these pictures from our photo album that was quite wrinkled but thanks to AI they are back to original shape
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The OGs know why they use Monzo and Revolut as their salary accounts in the UK. 😂💷 Salary due on Friday? You could be receiving it on Thursday while others are still waiting. 😂
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Not Nigeria or Canada?
BREAKING: Trump says Venezuela could become the '51st state'
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Hey @grok, did Netanyahu actually made this post?
New Netanyahu post:
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Mr Kay🇬🇧 retweeted
“Niggas are so determined to be the solution to women’s poverty that they end up engineering their own.”
I know there’s nigga that got paid yesterday but cant even buy themselves a KFC meal because they overburdened themselves by choosing to be providers. Niggas are so determined to be the solution to women’s poverty that they end up engineering their own.
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Say no more.
🚨 GOVERNMENTS ARE TELLING CITIZENS TO STOCKPILE FOR EMERGENCY 🇬🇧 UK: 3 DAYS 🇯🇵 JAPAN: 3 DAYS And they are not alone: 🇧🇪 Belgium: 72 HOURS 🇮🇪 Ireland: “Be Emergency Ready” 🇫🇷 France: 72 HOURS 🇩🇪 Germany: 3 to 10 DAYS 🇳🇱 Netherlands: 72 HOURS 🇵🇱 Poland: 3 DAYS 🇸🇪 Sweden: 1 WEEK 🇳🇴 Norway: 1 WEEK 🇫🇮 Finland: 72 HOURS 🇩🇰 Denmark: 3 DAYS 🇪🇪 Estonia: 1 WEEK 🇱🇻 Latvia: 72 HOURS 🇱🇹 Lithuania: 72 HOURS 🇨🇭 Switzerland: 1 WEEK 🇹🇼 Taiwan: 7 DAYS 🇪🇺 EU: 72 HOURS 17 countries + the EU. What do they know that we don’t? Follow me so you don’t miss what comes next 🔔
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Nigeria Police Force after reading the Chinese post:
再强调一遍,浏览外网或翻墙被派出所传唤,根本不用慌。 首先是网警从流量监控系统中标记了你,然后会通知你当地的派出所片儿警将你传唤问话。 你的不当言论,会被打印出来,放在你面前。 你的手机,会要求解锁,他们会检查你在群里,聊天软件里还说了什么。 民警是很忙,但如果接到系统派发的工单,再忙也要处理,不然就一直挂在系统里,影响KPI了。 处理这种事,民警作为体制内打工人,他的自由裁量权很大的。你其实是增加他们工作量的一个小麻烦。只要好好配合,他们没必要跟你计较太多。 所以只要保证流程合规,上交资料完整,应付检查就行了。但你如果要装逼,摆出不合作的姿态,那不好意思,想整你的途径和方法太多了,哈哈。 去了之后,态度好一点,姿态低一点,开口说:“领导,不好意思,给你添麻烦了。” 然后最重要的是问话环节,他问你答。你不要没事找事,自己多说乱说。不知道、不了解、没做过的,直接就说不知道,别的一概不说。但你确实做过的,而且白纸黑字的放在你面前,那就不要抵赖。 不要说任何对抗性的言论。比如什么什么做的不对,所以我要批判。 如果你是因为不当发言被传唤,就说:“我理解错了意思,以为他在说什么,所以我才说了什么,表达有偏差。其实我不是这个意思。” 如果你是因为浏览了网站被传唤,就说我是不小心点到的,我一点开它就推送了,我也不知道为什么。 只要你态度好,把事情往小了说,一般也就是记录一下。没人愿意增加自己的工作量,对不对? 笔录确认没问题,签字盖章,这事儿就翻篇儿了。 千万不要装逼硬刚。 还有,虽然翻墙了,但什么该说、什么不该说,作为一个成年人,生在红旗下,长在春风里,接受了国家这么多年的教育,自己心里应该有点逼数。 毕竟你爸不是李刚,就算是,也不行。
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Nigerian restaurant in Rome.
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Nigeria don’t lack money, Nigeria lack rule of law and credible leaders.
No leader in the whole of Europe could pull this off.
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We learn everyday, don’t we? Your post reminds me of God's Doodle: The Life and Times of the Penis by Tom Hickman. It is a fantastic book. Grab a copy from Amazon.
The vagina is very crazy, you could lose a loved one and that’s the period when the vagina is very wet.
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As if Egyptian English sounds like British English.
we need grok translation for chopped African english
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Mr Kay🇬🇧 retweeted
The world is not designed to reward goodness, honesty, or hard work. It rewards value, power, leverage, and the ability to influence outcomes. Morality matters, but it does not guarantee success. Intelligence matters, but it does not guarantee opportunity. And hard work means very little when the system you operate in is designed to keep you disadvantaged.
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