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My 18 year old nephew was at his friend's house with his younger sister and her cousins
His cousins were having a heated argument with his little sister's friends
The little sister of my nephew's friend was really insecure of her looks because her cousin called her chopped
Chopped is basically slang for ugly for those who don't know what that means
She then started crying after her cousin said that
My nephew told her that she is gorgeous and not to listen to anyone who says otherwise
He thought this was completely fine to say but his friend said that was weird
Yesterday, he came up to me to ask if saying that to a "12 year old girl" was weird
I'm still still thinking about it
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My wife recently went on a "girls trip" to Kenya
She came back glowing, and somehow obsessed with learning Swahili?
She hired a private tutor, a Kenyan guy named Juma
Today I came home early and heard loud noises from our bedroom
I peeked in and saw my wife on all fours, moaning loudly, while Juma was behind her gripping her hips
"What is going on here?" I asked
"We're doing breathing exercises, it's needed to properly pronounce Swahili" my wife said
I smiled and gently closed the door
After an hour, my wife and Juma came downstairs
She could barely walk, had that same post-Kenya glow again
鈥淵our wife is a very talented student" Juma said
What a fantastic, dedicated professional
I decided to pay him extra for his trouble
My wife has already booked four more lessons next week
While Americans fear and hate immigrants, we Europeans embrace them
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It's not even a vague post. It's a joke. You can't tell a comedian that he's vague posting when you can't understand the joke. You might be telling on yourself virgin boy LoL
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>be OP's friend
>be so insecure he can't handle his SO having friends of the opposite sex
>no logic or reason, just pure fear
>OP feels bad because friend can't establish basic healthy boundaries
>realize the behavior won't change as long as he's in that relationship
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Strong men don't cheat.
Weak ones do that and lose everything.
Look at this man,
He is about to lose his:
Job, wife, children and his side.
As man, just vs disciplined!
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I bought this a couple of months ago but still haven't figured how to make friends online
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>You're going to turn someone in with a huge bounty,
>You get a lawyer to do it, so the Feds are legally bound to pay out, >Just make sure you get an honest lawyer, cause they could gank the bounty out from you too.
>So many considerations when deal with criminals, criminal government, and criminal lawyers
