Testosterone Liberalism🇺🇸 Lockheed Liberal American Exceptionalist

Langley, VA
Joined March 2012
I really enjoy not being in legal trouble but I can’t lie there’s gotta be a rush in tweeting about your own manhunt
The Libertarian Party candidate for North Carolina state senate is currently in the midst of an armed chase and shoot-out with the cops, keeping us posted with live tweets:
Settlers, whale hunters (literally any variety), eco/other-terrorists, all these are in the same category for me. No limits no rules do what you want to them to end their practices. Our treatment of the whales has been biblical scale bad
it will take hundreds of years for the blue whale population to return to pre-industrial levels
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My best friend in college, who was a black guy? Referred to Snow on tha Bluff the way you would talk about a cartel execution video like apparently this is some iykyk hard shit. I gotta watch it and g check him as an adult. He’s a big shot creative director now and I still suck but I have this
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Question mark was an accident I am not confused not questioning he was indeed a melanated individual and prized confidante who I still love dearly. A great man, that Tyler!
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Twitter should enable an option for you to automatically block a person who blocks you I’m tired of seeing replies by people who blocked me
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Charts aren’t supposed to look like this by the way holy Christ
People seem to forget how unprecedented this is
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Replying to @RealRiddimHours
I’d ask grok but I don’t trust it to be safe for work with that one
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Extremely prescient. Until probably 6 months ago I still would have argued we should take voting online bc if we trust so many other critical systems to it, why not, but yeah we aren’t there yet for sure
in the past i never really bought all the arguments around not allowing online voting, and generally requiring physical ballots and airgapped machines. i thought figuring out good cryptographic digital solutions was critical to democratic participation. holy fuck was i wrong. so incredibly glad we've kept this line as a society, looks amazing prescient. extremely happy we won't go into 2028 with massive cyberrisk hanging above our elections.
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You guys are being retarded if you don’t know how to sit at the table normal it’s good that you learn to sit normally. This is just corporate cotillion. Would you prefer a more or less assimilated person on your team?
Classes required for normal behavior
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Still can’t get over this very earnest video interview clip I watched with an Indian lady who said curry is an English term that means nothing. She said it might refer to the word “Kari” which means a spiced sauce but Curry doesn’t mean anything to Indians. Like bro be so fr
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The Ramen Don retweeted
"Zillion isn't a real number!" Says who? "Googol" wasn't a real number until some nine-year-old decided it was. From now on, "one zillion" shall be defined as 10^81.
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Ignore the Hitler socks. No one is talking about J. I’m the sock.
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PBC stands for publicly buyable company
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I have talked my shit on baseball but now that these cricket “people” are coming incorrect I have joined the fight on the side of baseball. Keep your rolly Polly ass sport and we’ll keep hitting dingers out of the park over here sound good buddy
Cricketers making baseball look like the easiest sport ever 😭⚾
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I got too excited about peptides and started following biohacking people and then ended up with shit like this. “Oh, want to experience 1/10th of the miracle pill with 50x the effort and coordination? Boy have I got the blueprint for you” this is so unserious just take adderall
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Totally agree. Also if it’s any comfort I was insanely scared of needles until I pinned test for the first time, got the insane benefits, and now am needle impervious. If I had to pin every 12 hr for the rest of my life for high test I would
it's Testosterone this shit is not that serious to the guy who is afraid to pin and win:
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Not being able to pattern match that pro right wing voting was the trend globally and what led to USAID going away as opposed to it being some democrat propaganda wing is demented.
Realizing that 8 "far-right" candidates have won in Latin America since USAID was defunded
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Knew a guy with a similar brain but he was the intellectual version of this. He wore selvedge denim and would take mushrooms and then ask to use my taser on himself
Brazilian fitness influencer Adriano Bolado EATS a BOWL of LIVE TANAJURA ANTS on CAMERA — TRENDING on X ANT GAINS?
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Did I tweet this already? Uncle Jesse is very funny but he is a major indictment against SEALs lmfao.
Hasan wasn't sure how to respond when Jesse Ventura started listing off all of his wild 9/11 conspiracies "April Gallop looked me right in the eye and said, governor, there was no plane..are you familiar with the toasted cars?..here's another thing..remember all the people leaping from the building, why would you do that?..look at them, they jumped, they were like being catapulted, look how far they flew out from the building..was that because some energy force?" "This is what they officially told us..that 19 Islamic radicals armed with box cutters defeated our multibillion dollar air defense system, all while conspiring with a bearded guy in a cave in Afghanistan..you need to read the book"
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