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The Swamp
Joined October 2016
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Civic duty fulfilled
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Use my AK to defend my AR.
SCOTUS ruling against AR-15s is not probable, but what is your plan if they do?
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Fuck you and the police you send. Tell them come and get me.
Arrest and jail the Capitalists, the bankers, the landlords, the Zionists, and America's problems would disappear.
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Not what I was expecting, but what I got anyway. Let’s see what the next 48 hours brings me.
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I’ll take it. Good group to be aligned with there too!
I'll take it... 97% Libertarian Conservatism. And like @nickgillespie, I'm the furthest from Pol Pot.
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I'm not gonna lie, this is a wild ass proposition to me. Wonder what this will do to the gold market if it ever scales up enough for mass production like diamonds
Last month, we demonstrated high-rate alchemy: turning mercury into real, stable gold, beating CERN’s record by a factor of 10. Last week, we enriched isotopes in the world’s most powerful plasma centrifuge, beating the Soviet record that stood for 40 years. Now, we’re building a fusion reactor in San Francisco to achieve record power density.
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There is a reason I hit the trails armed with a primary and secondary weapon. Never know. Might run into a bear. Might run into a crackhead. Never know.
When did men become this weak? What would you have done in this situation?
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Rumor has it @DannyBriere48 was planning an offer sheet before he signed. #flyers #letsgoflyers
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Chiricahua Mountain is an amazing place to visit. I highly recommend it if you’re ever in AZ
America’s newest national park is rock solid! Chiricahua is officially our 64th national park. Welcome to the "Wonderland of Rocks."
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Muffs need to hurry the fuck up so I can officially share said good news
Love when I get some good ass news.
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Remember these people hate you and want you dead and rotting.
Spare me the pearl-clutching — especially from Republican Members of Congress and online MAGA grifters who have cheered President Trump's weaponization of the government against those he doesn’t like, as recently as last week. This is a subject I know something about: Less than a year ago, Trump directed the DOJ and FBI to investigate me, and then tried to criminally indict me for a 90 second video, exercising basic free speech. The same free speech you’re exercising now, lying about what I said in this clip. If not for an anonymous group of grand jury members standing up for America's laws, I’d be criminally indicted for sedition. President Trump has turned the government against people, with raucous support from you and virtually all D.C. Republicans. So spare us the manufactured outrage. America must be a place where the rule of law still matters. Those laws should apply to everyone equally. If you have aided in the corrupt use of U.S. taxpayer dollars to benefit the President or his family, or you have violated the law in order to carry out guidance from the President, you should be held accountable. And given how rampant that corruption appears to the average American, people looking to work for his Administration should realize that while the Supreme Court has granted the President immunity, it has not done the same for those who do illegal things at his behest.
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Whoever is doing this, DM me. I would also like a cannoli.
There’s a flyers fans that is literally sending fans/reporters/players/coaches cannolis to their home addresses and nobody knows how this guy is getting the addresses and I feel like that should be a bigger story than it is??????
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Americans have a culture of violence that most other countries could never understand. Fuck with us at your own risk
An American tourist grabbed a pickpocket girl by the ponytail while vacationing in Italy and refused to let her go until she got her passport and credit cards back 😳
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Hmmm.... What do all the looters seem to have in common....
🚨BREAKING: A distressed woman is restrained by left-wing thugs and forced to watch her livelihood destroyed France has become hell on earth.
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When you allow you and your fellow countrymen to be disarmed, then allow foreign migrants to invade your country, this is the results you get.
Holy fucking shit. Paris right now, this evening. Police vehicles try to escape with destroyed tyres.
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Stone Cold Stunner is timeless
What is the most iconic wrestling move? Like if one move had to define modern pro wrestling.
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Love when I get some good ass news.
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