CrispHarrison retweeted
Patrick: “I love Thais forever and ever”
Thais: “John is getting kicked out the second this wedding ends”
Officiant: “Father, son, and house of Gucci” #90DayFiance
I feel like fart jar girl googled “what is a kink” before writing her monologue for this reunion
#90DayFiance #TheSingleLife #BigEd #fartjar @TLC @discoveryplus #DiscoveryPlus
Thomas pulled off some textbook male fake cry. I smell a daytime Emmy
#BachelorInParadise #bachelorinparadiseabc #BachelorNation
Thomas: “Isn’t it funny how we both were portrayed as the villains?”
Also Thomas:
#bachelorinparadiseabc #BachelorInParadise #BachelorNation
CrispHarrison retweeted
Blake: “I haven’t had these butterfly feelings in a long time”
Me:
#thebachelorette #bacheloretteabc
Thomas being “demonsterized” #TheBacheloretteABC #BacheloretteABC #bachelorette #TheBachelorette #bachelornation
When do we get to meet Johnny Depp’s weird cousin?
#bachelorette #BacheloretteABC #TheBachelorette #BacheloretteNation
How are you even having this conversation so early in night one?
#bachelorette #BacheloretteABC #TheBachelorette #BachelorNation
Everything the Canadian says sounds like a post-game hockey interview
#bachelorette #BacheloretteABC #BachelorNation #TheBachelorette
Yo, just started Below Deck season 8. Tell me you don’t think Eddie looks exactly like a young Jim Bruer
#BelowDeck
Girl, your Dad is dying but breaking up with a guy you’ve known for 3 weeks is the “hardest thing you’ve ever done”?
#Bachelor #bachelorabc #BachelorNation
Ben: Uhm, uh, uhm, mm, hmm, uh
All of us:
#TheBachelorette #TheBacheloretteABC #bachelorette #BacheloretteABC #BachelorNation
Can one of these producers please get Zac a towel, this poor man is a puddle #bachelorette #TheBacheloretteABC
Has there even been one cocktail party this season? Other than the one on my couch
#BacheloretteABC #bachelorette #TheBachelorette #BachelorNation
Hear me out @BravoTV, a #PumpRules replacement show that just follows a day in the life of @twschwa. No drama, no nonsense. It’ll be good as gold, right @Andy #bubba






