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Joined October 2020
CrispHarrison retweeted
Patrick: “I love Thais forever and ever” Thais: “John is getting kicked out the second this wedding ends” Officiant: “Father, son, and house of Gucci” #90DayFiance
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I feel like fart jar girl googled “what is a kink” before writing her monologue for this reunion #90DayFiance #TheSingleLife #BigEd #fartjar @TLC @discoveryplus #DiscoveryPlus
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Thomas pulled off some textbook male fake cry. I smell a daytime Emmy #BachelorInParadise #bachelorinparadiseabc #BachelorNation
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Thomas: “Isn’t it funny how we both were portrayed as the villains?” Also Thomas: #bachelorinparadiseabc #BachelorInParadise #BachelorNation
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CrispHarrison retweeted
Blake: “I haven’t had these butterfly feelings in a long time” Me: #thebachelorette #bacheloretteabc
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How are you even having this conversation so early in night one? #bachelorette #BacheloretteABC #TheBachelorette #BachelorNation
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Everything the Canadian says sounds like a post-game hockey interview #bachelorette #BacheloretteABC #BachelorNation #TheBachelorette
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Auto parts manager definitely this seasons Luke P #TheBachelorette #bachelorette #BachelorNation
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Yo, just started Below Deck season 8. Tell me you don’t think Eddie looks exactly like a young Jim Bruer #BelowDeck
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CrispHarrison retweeted
Me thinking about the Women Tell All this season #TheBachelor
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Girl, your Dad is dying but breaking up with a guy you’ve known for 3 weeks is the “hardest thing you’ve ever done”? #Bachelor #bachelorabc #BachelorNation
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Can one of these producers please get Zac a towel, this poor man is a puddle #bachelorette #TheBacheloretteABC
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Has there even been one cocktail party this season? Other than the one on my couch #BacheloretteABC #bachelorette #TheBachelorette #BachelorNation
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Hear me out @BravoTV, a #PumpRules replacement show that just follows a day in the life of @twschwa. No drama, no nonsense. It’ll be good as gold, right @Andy #bubba