@ReallyLoudFart

Mama said if I'm good I can lick the bowl

 Somewhere in New Jersey
instagram.com/mr_meat_scraps
Joined July 2009
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This is me and the boys escaping Ground Zero on 9/11/2001
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Jewel disc case 2@HotelLiquid7h
Being amused by this means you are human waste
🍓 gege milk (rey)@showxing_15h
I love gay halloween wdym you’re 90 year old grandfather who ate paint thinking it was yogurt
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They scare new employees at the city waste water treatment facility by showing them pictures of my diarrhea
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Do I get a free female Jewish assistant if I start a podcast
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FIORE
@drakebonergifOct 18
float like a butterfly, fuck like a horse
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do I need an iPod to start a podcast
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My healthcare provider just said "wee wee"
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That's my mutual ✊🥹
🫧fihh🫧@sdlxving16h
like I said , yall gon flame on me for drinking and smoking but then have shit like this in ur bio ??🤨
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@PubWanghafOct 24
BREAKING: two of the ugliest retards you know are getting a DIVORCE after one of the ugliest retards you know CHEATED on the other ugliest retard you know with a THIRD ugliest retard you know FOLLOW: @The_Pub_Talks
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Using Occam's Razor to shave Pandora's Box
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Fred Asbestos@moltenflaxOct 25
Everyone has this whole system backwards. If a post only gets 1-2 likes, it's a work of genius only appreciated by a discerning few. If a post does numbers it's reprehensible slop that appeals to the lowest common denominator and you've failed.
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@Squeeze1iOct 24
There are actual studies that show that neurotypical people are automatically repulsed by autistic people even before ever knowing they have autism, and that an autistic person registers as a "threat" in the NT's primal brain. And as someone who was raised to be liked by everyone I just find it sad that means I'll never be liked by even most people...
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Grandma put on some 5th dimensional shapeware and now she's a glowing cube thing speaking exactly like Pinhead from Hellraiser
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Dick so smegged up she's bringing out a box of Ritz crackers as foreplay
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these are gonna get so slimy then very very crusty 😈
Puffo Goods🐇@PGoods42105Oct 24
🎉 The **first prototype** of our life-size Lopunny plush is finally here! 🐰💖 We’ll continue refining her facial expression, eyebrow placement, and body shape. Have any suggestions? We’d love to hear them! We’re doing our best to bring everyone’s ideal Lopunny to life! ✨💕
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the only damp peanut in my house is in my trousers
Dr M Shujat Rasool
@DrMShujatOct 24
Which common food storage mistake can expose you to a TOXIN linked to LIVER CANCER, even if the food looks safe? A) Storing sprouted potatoes B) Eating dry, stale bread C) Eating damp stored peanuts D) Using clumped spices or salt
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Candy by the pound is as expensive as ground beef but razor blade prices are largely unchanged
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Entomemeology
@entomemeologyOct 23
Bone apple teeth 👌
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Kaguya’s Top Gal
@hayasaka_aryanOct 23
Ethan Klein, anti racist, ruined his marriage Idubbbzz, anti racist, cucked marriage Jontron, racist, happily married
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Millenials basically ruined diarrhea for zoomers. Zoomers think it's super cringe now to have diarrhea.
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