Sohaib Athar

Claude down incidents need to trend on X.

I see the sharks haven't started nibbling on our undersea cables yet. So, a thread 🧵 I had the misfortune to visit the NADRA 24/7 office 10PM tonight to get a blunder fixed. The signature on my ID card is at a 10% scale, and their helpline said they'll fix this printing error.

پہلیتومیںنیکہاکہیہکیابیہودگیہےلیکنپھرسوچاکہ why not? – at North-west Frontier, Pakistan

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Sharan is relatively tourist-free this time of the year. – at North-west Frontier, Pakistan

Fixing the mistake of living in Abbottabad for years without visiting Sharan and Shogran this weekend.

The chocolate has a Halal certification sticker on it, but IFANCA does not have this chocolate in their products list, so probably a lie, because, who checks ifanca.org/halal-certified-p…

The address is a small apartment building with a "FOR RENT" ad by a "Rana Amir", probably just an address for a US LLC

It is made by a "Stylish Foods Enterprises", with a Brooklyn address daraz.pk/products/-i46776980…

The state of chocolate (and other things) in Pakistan: 1- Ban the real thing 2- Allow fakes 3- ??? 4- Profit کیونکہ چاکلیٹ تو چاکلیٹ ہوتی ہے۔۔۔

"ہماری چھوٹی سی چھٹی ہوتی ہے"۔۔۔ اللہ ایسی ۹۰ دن کی چھوٹی سی چھٹی ہر کسی کو دے۔ – at Islamabad, Pakistan

Stuck at the KLIA for 5 hours with my Batik flight to Pakistan delayed due to a "technical fault. missed important meetings, and @malindoair hasn't even offered food and water to the passengers, much less compensation. I guess they chose 'Mal-indo' for a reason. – at Kuala Lumpur City, Kuala Lumpur Federal Territory

Definitely, how we can do that is a great mystery. You see burqa-clad and scarved women all around, hear all azans, you start feeling at home, and then you look at the infrastructure and progress and realize you're not in Pakistan. Here's a view from my window from today... – at Kuala Lumpur City, Kuala Lumpur Federal Territory

I was there last week, even their hanging birds have migrated elsewhere... – at Da Nang, Vietnam

What we need is a Rupoo (100 Rupees) and a Dongoo (1000 Dong) to save calculations, keystokes, ink, and prime billboard space. – at Da Nang, Vietnam

Irony undefined. – at Islamabad, Pakistan

Have they given "the minimum Intelligence necessary to use Artificial Intelligence" a name yet? #ChatGPT – at Punjab, Pakistan

OK @Google – at Islamabad, Pakistan

I think @netflix wants to trap me in a @blackmirror time loop... – at Islamabad, Pakistan