UNWOKE! In to beer, cars, boxing and generally having a laugh.Not necessarily in that order. Also an Arsenal fan for my sins.

London, England
Joined April 2020
Share if you think the #RNLI are heroes. 🛟
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Realslimdavid retweeted
To whom it may concern Muslims are not offended by you typing the word Bacon or posting a picture of bacon to them it shows you are a thick cunt and have the mental age of a 5 year old grow up from everyone with brain cells
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This is my son Max, we lost Max in a tragic car accident on the 11th December 2024. A life long Liverpool fan, can anyone please share and see if we can get 1 minutes applause at the next home game versus Man Utd in the 17th minute @thisisanfield @TheAnfieldWrap @Dannieboy01
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Realslimdavid retweeted
Well - the entire crew of season two of #AdamRichmanEatsBritain has just been robbed. We were driving from Birmingham to London, stopped at a rest, stop in Barnet for exactly 4 1/2 minutes to use the restroom, and came back to our van completely cleaned out. All of the filming equipment is gone. Both of my suitcases with all of my possessions are gone. Backpack with my laptop and all of my medications are gone . And to make matters worse, because I have trackers on some of my possessions, and because of my laptop, I can see where these things are. But we have to wait here for the police. The rest stop won’t release the security footage until the police arrive. It’s been almost an hour. I’m going to share a few of the locations where I can see my possessions. Reward for anything found.
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If I am paying a ‘delivery charge’ why the hell am I going to tip again!
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Well that’s London fucked. All going to be crammed on smelly public transport in no time.
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Someone posted this on Facebook...so true! Tax his land, Tax his bed, Tax the table At which he's fed. Tax his work, Tax his pay, He works for peanuts Anyway! Tax his cow, Tax his goat, Tax his pants, Tax his coat. Tax his tobacco, Tax his drink, Tax him if he Tries to think. Tax his car, Tax his gas, Find other ways To tax his ass. Tax all he has Then let him know That you won't be done Till he has no dough. When he screams and hollers; Then tax him some more, Tax him till He's good and sore. Then tax his coffin, Tax his grave, Tax the sod in Which he's laid. When he's gone, Do not relax, It's time to apply The inheritance tax. Accounts Receivable Tax Airline surcharge tax Airline Fuel Tax Airport Maintenance Tax Building Permit Tax Cigarette Tax Cooking Tax Corporate Income Tax Goods and Services Tax (GST) Death Tax Driving Permit Tax Environmental Tax (Fee) Excise Taxes Income Tax Fishing License Tax Food License Tax Petrol Tax (too much per litre) Gross Receipts Tax Health Tax Heating Tax Inheritance Tax Interest Tax Lighting Tax Liquor Tax Luxury Taxes Marriage License Tax Mortgage Tax Pension Tax Personal Income Tax Property Tax Poverty Tax Real Estate Tax Retail Sales Tax Service Charge Tax Telephone Tax Value Added Tax Vehicle License Registration Tax Vehicle Sales Tax Water Tax Tax (VAT) on Tax. And Now they want a blooming Carbon Tax! STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY? Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, & our nation was one of the most prosperous in the world... We had absolutely no national debt, had a large middle class,a huge manufacturing base, and Mum stayed home to raise the kids. What in the happened? Could it be the lying parasitic politicians wasting our money? Oh, and don't forget the relatively new bank charges.... And we all know what we think of Bankers. I hope this goes around the UK at least 1,000,000,000 times!!! YOU can help it get there!
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Realslimdavid retweeted
Let’s make this too hot to handle people!!
URGENT HELP NEEDED! My adored and beloved white Saab 900 Turbo T16 was stolen from London W5 last night sometime between 23:00 yesterday and 12:00 today. If anyone has been it around PLEASE let me know. Absolutely gutted. J159CGC #PleaseRT
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Gutted tonight. Long live the king.
Didn’t get my Xmas present I wanted 😁
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Bought this which was stupidly lowered and had a silly splitter on the front. Now back to original bar refurbing the alloys in black #bocanegra
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STOLEN!! Please SHARE and make this too hot to handle! Taken from the Mercure Birmingham last night, it belongs to our cameraman Ben, and he’s understandably gutted. Shout me up, trade people and shipping people. 🔥
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I emailed @GreatOrmondSt No Response I would absolutely love to give a child the experience to do a ring walk with me and Also Donate my fight gloves to a different child every fight and meet and greet With different children 🙏🏼❤️ #GiveBack RT to get a response for me please ‼️
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Just in case anyone feels the desire to spam a scammer’s phone number, here’s one trying it on.
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F**k off and leave us alone, say old people buff.ly/3eaeeZy
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With gratitude, I celebrate 45 years of sobriety.
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What an absolute legend. One of the few good things to come out of this year.
It feels absolutely amazing to have won a @PrideOfBritain award. I am totally in awe, it is such a prestigious award. I'm honoured to be recognised alongside such incredible individuals that inspire hope in us all.
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