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Dude who gets fat on pasta, entire roast chickens, and bottles of wine vs
Dude who gets fat on soda, chips, and snack cakes
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Unfortunately 'I was eating alcoholically' has permanently entered my lexicon
John Goodman reveals what sparked his major weight loss transformation after nearly 400 pounds - 'I was eating alcoholically' trib.al/zik9Wjw
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i fucking hate that he’s so funny. it’s incredible watching him interact with his fans, completely understanding he is speaking to and rallying total morons


















































