Its-a me! (NSFW DNI) (Not affiliated with Nintendo or the official Super Mario series) (ran by @JesusLo38624828) Strawpage: https://xitter.cf/t.co/LNifBsx81R

Mushroom Kingdom
Joined May 2026
Look-a like Mario's got a new way for you to talk to him! It's-a called a "Strawpage" Mario hopes he gets a lot of-a messages from-a friends! redpaisano.straw.page
Its-a me, Mario! Mario heard that there's another kingdom that needs-a help! Though... This-a kingdom doesn't seem-a normal to Mario. Whatever may be the case, Mario is-a always glad to help. Lets-a go!
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//Yo, btw it's currently my birthday So uhhh Yeah Do that as you will I am now 18
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Oh! Thank you!
// Sorry gng. Last post before sleeping. // Free Mayhem hugs for you all. ^^
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No problem! Just-a... Don't tell your mother... And don't get hurt here Your mother would-a KILL Mario if-a either happened...
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Fair.... .... *Mario discreetly looks side to side before passing Niko some money* *Mario whispers to Niko* Make sure you arm yourself properly
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But like There's-a alcohol here And minors can't have alcohol
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Hello! Mario may not know who you are entirely, but you do sound familiar! Mario wave back at-a you!
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Uhmm... You do know you're laying on-a Mario and not a bed, right?
Mrawww… *curls up on your lap and falls asleep..*
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NIKO!? YOU CAN'T BE HERE!! THIS-A PLACE ISN'T FOR CHILDREN!!
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//Ouuggghhh shittings 👀 Though who may be the one giving me the gift, if I may ask?
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Wait what? WAH! OOF!! ... Hi Nyan...
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#parodybreach [It seems like Mario's been in this cell for a while now...] [Talk to him?]
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Oh Hello! What do you want?
mrawwwww... *paws at you as you scroll by*
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Guess you finally came for-a Mario's world after all... Mario was a fool to trust you back then...
Replying to @RedPaisano
@RedPaisano { ROUND TWO } //Wasn’t sure of what flashy effects to add so I added none so yes this is a bit of a lazy edit 💔
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The rusted robot that continues to thirst?
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Mario has to agreed, it's-a pretty hard to make yuri when you're participating in it 24/7
🍷: “THAT IS UNFOUNDED SLANDER, AND YOU KNOW IT!”
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It's-a Mario's pleasure... *Mario sniffles before grasping her hands in his* Now go be happy!!!
Thank you, Mario, for attending our wedding! IT MEANS SO MUCH TO ME!!! THE REAL SUPER MARIO AT MY WEDDING! >Wipes the tear from my eye
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