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Oy guvna', we bein' doxxed by glenn greenwald
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shut the fuck up, you nazi supporting pieces of absolute shit
"As Snoos, we do not tolerate hate, racism, and violence, and while we have work to do to fight these on our platform, our values are clear." A letter from CEO Steve Huffman. redditblog.com/2020/06/01/re…
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VR porn and the Fleshlight Launch Stamina pack dramatically improved my stamina and the length of my erections during real life sex
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people were saying that I must not have any self respect to stay with and have sex with someone who was so unclean... But on the other hand, he really was the best boyfriend I’ve ever had,
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I tried to clarify that I WAS proud of him for showering every day but he just took it to be passive-aggressive and got so mad he called me an uptight bitch and took his coat and left the bedroom and slammed the door.
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Me: 22M who is an avid online gamer (4 hrs/day) Sister: 24F who disapproves of my goals
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TLDR Girl I like hates foreskin, I told her I'm circumsised. Considering getting a circumsision.
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He looked at me and said, “if I was going to murder someone, it would be you because I know where you live.”
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He literally saw him shit on top of her. Apparently After having sex a few times he would ask my sister to shit on him or have him poop on her.
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My wife threatens divorce over Nutella
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Kill him with fire, maybe?
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My husband refuses to consume dairy, not due to lactose intolerance or a moral opposition, but because he is afraid of his skeleton becoming too powerful and breaking out of his body.
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YOU'RE embarrassed? I'M the one who has to hide my erection now!
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Queso is serious business. But the fact that her husband can't tell the difference due to his immature palate is more of a reflection on him than on the queso.
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha lmfao
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we were trying to dirty talk and couldn't think of the word "clit" so instead he said "tiddly bit"
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Unlike most boring and average people, I have many different ideas, not all of them are home run hard hitters.
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