Drew 😈

2026 NFL Storyline Predictions (the ones that will actually happen) 🧵 1. Mahomes is washed. The “magic” is gone. Chiefs miss the playoffs and the dynasty talk finally dies. 2. Josh Allen’s flopping reaches career-defining levels. Refs start getting embarrassed for falling for it. 3. Caleb Williams trades the nail polish for eyeliner. The soft era continues. 4. Drake Maye has a full regression year and the “next big thing” talk gets real quiet. 5. Justin Herbert still looks lost in the offense. Another year of “he’s so talented though.” 6. Bo Nix wins MVP. The league will hate it. 7. Daniel Jones has an actual career year and Colts fans act like they knew all along. 8. Kirk Cousins finishes 2nd in the AFC West. Raiders fans will never shut up about it. 9. Jaxson Dart locks in as the Giants’ franchise QB. New York finally has a real one again. 10. Lamar Jackson is gone from Baltimore by the end of the year. The divorce is coming.

Is this the piece that starts the trade for Viking?

Lot of people mad at @ZacStevens for his report on Taylor. The reality, go tell Zach that we are in for JT so he gets it out there after an emotional win so the idea seems real. Drive Jt value so high it makes others value lower. Guys like Breece. Exactly how JJ situation went. Smoke show.

They still bitching!

Every chiefs fan after yesterday’s lose

Absolutely love the fact that the bears defense is playing with more violence than the Seahawks defense.

Signed SB MVP RB and didn’t hand the ball off 4 times.

I hope @DannyParkins gets on set and says with all of his weight “Nick, you sat here week 1 and dropped banners claiming the kings are back. In arguably the most important game of the season, you boasted about the greatest signing this year, couldn’t get 1 yard. And then Mahomes couldn’t get it done. I sat here and told you that this game was going to be close and that week 1 was an outlier. Are you ready to say that I was right?”

Literally I felt after the game

I didn’t wanna believe this could be why Bo’s been off, but 1st year dad life might be impacting his play. Those sleepless nights are hard.

Johnathan Taylor suck my dick!

Jonah mutha fucking Coleman!!!!!!

Do or die drive

My bad, 3rd and 20 let’s call screen play

2nd and 18, here comes the screen.

Smells like smoke.

Does that say Patrick “the check down merchant” Mahomes?

Let it be known, that Bo Nix is not on this list!

It’s crazy to me that the national media can be so cruel. And then you get this chart and you go “oh”. 🙄

Are we just posting shit to post shit? Tf is this?

Was a demon back then